I evaluate your taste in music
 

Post your 10-20 favourite shitty artists in this thread and I will evaluate your musicality or lack their of.


Thankyou for your time.

Haha I think you can have some fun with this fucker...

Not in any order:
1.Blind Guardian
2.Mindless Self Indulgence
3.Miles Beyond(local)
4.Strapping Young Lad
5.Apocolyptica
6.Leaves Eyes
7.DeVotchKa
8.ELO
9.The Who
10.Rick Wakeman
11.Ashes of Soma
12.No Doubt(early stuff)
13.Motley Crue
14.Rammstein
15.Flogging Molly
16.Disturbed
17.Dresden Dolls
18.Arch Enemy
19.Pantera
20.Deep Purple

My first thoughts: Not a lot of variety, every artist is in the rock or pop variety of music. Rock music sucks.

Blind Guardian: POWER METAL \m/. That's what I would say if their was actually one power metal band that didn't suck ass. This band is no different.

Mindless Self Indulgence: When I first huurd this band I felt like I was listening to a poop being pissed on. It's like a combination of the worst of every type of music they were influenced by.

Miles Beyond(local): Srry I haven't hurrd this band before.

Apocolyptica: I don't know this band but judging from the name they are of the power metal variety. See: Blind Guardian. Notice how they all have crappy names that try to sound edgy and cool.

The Who: Not really bad other than the fact that they are so boring. The fact that everyone likes The Who and I'm an underground music elitist adds to my hate.

No Doubt(early stuff): My mom likes early No Doubt.

Motley Crue: I'd love to be sucking Tommy Lee's cock but in terms of music they suck.

Rammstein: I'm all for good German music. Krautrock, Rock-O-Rama Records stuff (jk, only the early hardcore stuff) and the decent hardcore punk music produced from their with lyrics sung in the native tongue. It makes me sad for Germany that since then, they produced Rammstein. Tut tut.

Flogging Molly: What's with all the folk punk/celtic shit. It all sucks harder than Raine's vacume cleaner.

Arch Enemy: Women with no tallent shouldn't be allowed to try and make music. Go and bake me pies.

Pantera: LoL@Dimebag dying.

Srry I couldn't comment on them all but that would take too long.

I help you through your musical retardation: You seem to like metal (be it shitty modern metal, but metal none the less). Go and get some early Cryptic Slaughter and some Fearless Iranians From Hell.

Also, get some variety. And by variety I don't mean shit like Elliott Smith, STFU Stevens, Jaga Jazzist and some crap Acid Jazz.

Thankyou for your time.

Its four cellos that play Metallica covers, classical music and their own originals. Pretty damn decent.

/sig'd

^HAHAHAHAHAHA.....oh god.

Oh yeah, and I'm more of a Nikki Sixx fan, he's hawtness.

Put on some honey and it's just like licking a lollipop.

Is that what you tell the kids at the playground?:laughing:

Have fun with the herpes. God knows he's a breeding ground for STDs.

It was but I left school a few months ago. I just turned 7 and I'm going to big boy school.

Back on topic, bitches

ooh, be sure to pack your lunch, or the big boys may be forced to pack it for you.

Stay on topic oojay or I'll be forced to get my ban hammer out of my tool belt.

kiss my grits

allright hiu

1. Kyuss
2. Black sabbath
3. Joy divison
4. PIL
5. krieg
6. sahg
7. sleep
8. converge
9 bongzilla
10. QOTSA

1. The Black Crowes
2. Tool
3.Alice in Chains
4. Soundgarden
5. Metallica
6. Mad Season
7. Beastie Boys
8. Pixies
9. the Sugarcubes
10. Jane's Addiction

Do me! No order though, really.

1. Queen
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Hole
4. Babes in Toyland
5. L7
6. Horrorpops
7. 7 Year Bitch
8. Aerosmith
9. Alice in Chains
10. The Beatles

No order...

Camel
Kylesa
Opeth
Frightmare
Ghoul
Ozric Tentacles
Shape Of Despair
Aus Rotten
Amebix
The Termites
Husker Du
Goblin
Porcupine Tree
Artie Shaw
Chick Webb
Count Basie
How Like A Winter
Napalm Death
DOA
Earth

Just becuase you don't like somebody's music makes what you say gospel? This idea is pretty rediculous, but if you have a lot of time on your hands.

Its hiu we're talking about. Dont waste your breath.

I want to be evaluated.

I just want to see what this punk has to say ;)

I need to clarify what I meant..

I want to be evaluated by an outsider based on my musical selections..but I dont want it to be held against me as a whole..

im interested in this...

1. eighties matchbox b-line disaster
2. twisted charm
3. The Libertines
4. death from above 1979
5. nick drake
6. The white stripes
7. velvet underground
8. radiohead
9. the stooges
10. richard hell & the voidoids
11. the beatles
12. liars
13. gun club
14. cramps
15. jeff buckley
16. whirlwind heat
17. the swarm
18. part chimp
19. television
20. led zeppelin

Here you go hiu, knock yourself out.
http://musicbanter.com/showthread.php?t=785

http://www.last.fm/user/white_lies

just do the top 20 there, bitch. It's not that accurate, because i never listen to music on my computer anyway. This better be good because I think you recommended half those bands in a previous thread i made.

not meaning to do hiu's job... but this is the WORST band i have ever seen in my entire life. how can they be in your top 20?!

because i like them. And i saw them last month (and indeed again on wednesday) and thought they were rather good. Perhaps they do not warrant a place in my top 20 of all time, but for now, i disagree with you.

No Kinks LedZep. :(

Overall some great bands there. Admittedly not a lot of variety but hey, it's all good.

LedZep

First thoughts: Indie fag.

Bands I like: Television (ok), The Cramps, The Gun Club, Rich Hell, The Stooges, VU.

The bands I hate: Radiohead is the worst band of all time. Death From Above 1979 really should think of a better name because they resemble nothing from 1979. They want to sound good but fail. Jeff Buckley drowned himself because his music sucked so much ass. Led Zeppelin is the most boring band I have heard in music. They even take Godspeed You Black Emperor, which is quite an achievement.

What I think you should do to to cure your musical retardation: If you have to listen to classic rock, don't. Try out some Destroy All Monsters and swap the *** so called "dance" punk shit for some Big Boys.

Lmao.

Converge sucks nig, don't listen to them.

Same as below.

All you listen to is classic rock and "riot grrrl". That must kind of suck. Honestly, I don't have much to say about this that hasn't been said already (Women shouldn't be allowed to make music if they suck at it etc).

I recommend you try some good bands with girl memebers. Maybe Laughing Hyenas or L-Seven or someshit.

Some good artists here namely DOA, Husker Du, Count Basie and Ghoul. Napalm Death is so shit especially their early stuff. I mean come on it's just so lame and unbrutal. If you like Napalm Death go and get yourself some Siege, Cianamid and Fear of God (The Switzerland one). They are earlier and more extreme although probably better classed as straight hardcore and not grind.

Camel, Opeth and Porcupine Tree really suck though. overly boring prog rock crap.

Overall thoughts: Probably the best list so far. At least it has some variety.

I am God.

i don't want to have you evaluate my music, you'll probably be rude just for the hell of it

I am not wothy to have my selection evaluated by God.

This thread is great. Here is an honest answer with no trying to be cool. You'd better love it Hiu.

1. Marvin Gaye
2. Seth Lakeman
3. Jamiroquai
4. Frederic Chopin
5. Tom Waits
6. Union Station
7. Muse
8. Blur
9. Rage Against The Machine
10. The Beatles
11. Petr Illyic Tchaikovsky
12. Miles Davis (in any setup)
13. Head Automatica
14. Pulp
15. Claude Debussy
16. Justin Timberlake
17. Dixie Chicks
18. The Killers
19. Incubus
20. Usher

The Contours
Major Lance
Brenda Holloway
Epitome Of Sound
Rose Batiste
Darrell Banks
JJ Barnes
Kim Weston
The Parliaments
Curtis Mayfield
The Dynamics
Geno Washington
The O'Jays

Hey, not to shabby. This guy doesn't just listen to every gay rock band from the 90s like most everyone else here. Sure, it's targeted towards the most popular genre artists but hey I'm not complaining. I like how the list features Claude Debussy next to Tom Waits next to Justin Timberlake. Sure, I don't like most of these artists but music is all about diversity and having diversity in what you listen to and I think you're doing ok. Of course we could do without Muse and Incubus though.

Tom Waits is jesus.

right-track, I like. You probably have one of the most decent music tastes here. I don't really have much to say but their is some great soul on this list, which I appreciate.

right-track > you

Thankyou for your time.

Well, I was writing in terms of how much I like their overall output and for some reason the bands/artists I like the most tend to be the most popular in that genre, not sure why that is. The answer that 'theyre most popular because theyre the best' would be a bit daft.

And now that you mention Incubus and Muse, I'm not even convinced that I like Incubus I just happen to spend a lot of time listening to them. Muse, I definitely do like.

1.Blondie
2.Tool
3.Bob Marley
4.Bob Dylan
5.Ray Charles
6.Nirvana
7.Mazzy Star
8.4-Non Blondes
9.Jack Johnson
10.Soul Fly

Hiu my dear. I'm taking you up on your offer and because you're obviously trying to prove some kind of point, you'll comment on everything I'm about to post. And if not you've lost :p:

a.


AC/DC
Aerosmith
Alanis Morissette
[the] Allman Brothers Band
Aretha Franklin


b.


Bad Company
[the] Beatles
Billy Joel
Black Sabbath
Blue Oyster Cult
[the] Blues Brothers
Boston
Bruce Springsteen (le boss!)
Buddy Guy


c.


Cabaret Soundtrack
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Cheap Trick
Chicago
Chicago Soundtrack
[the] Clash
Cream
[the] Cure


d.


Danny Elfman
Def Leppard
Dido
Dirty Dancing Soundtrack
[the] Doors


e.


[the] Eagles
ELO
Elton John
Eric Clapton

f.


Fine Young Cannibals
Fleetwood Mac
Frank Sinatra


g.


Glenn Miller
Guns 'N' Roses


h.


Heart


j.


James Brown
Janis Joplin
Jefferson Airplane
Jimi Hendrix
Johnny Cash
Joni Mitchell
Journey
Juliette and the Licks


k.


Kiss


l.


Led Zeppelin


m.


Madonna
Melissa Etheridge
Moulin Rouge Soundtrack
Mowtown
Muddy Waters


n.


Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana


o.


Ozzy


p.


Paula Abdul
Pink Floyd


q.


Queen
Quiet Riot


r.


THE ROLLING STONES!
Radiohead
Ray Charles
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Robert Johnson


s.


Sarah Mclahlin
[the] Sex Pistols
Shania Twain
Smashing Pumpkins
[the] Strokes
Steppenwolf
Stevie Wonder
Sting & The Police


t.


Talking Heads
Tom Petty & The Heartbrakers


u.


U2


v.


Van Halen


w.


[the] Who