The Official Christmas Party Thread
 

I have my work party tonight and i`m planning on getting wrecked before I even arrive there.
With no bosses around & a free bar and a married woman who won`t leave me alone i`m thinking tonight is going to be a good one :D

So your going to buy your "smashing" items and then go to a free bar?

I`m not buying anything , it`s all on the absent boss tonight :D

Why not just get "wrecked" there..its free..and you can save your at home stuff for tomorrow night..

Or am I just being cheap? :)

We arent allowed to drink a christmas parties..its against the law.

I stocked up on duty free on my last trip to London so i`m still getting pissed on the cheap.

Go for it. :D

Is the married woman hot?

Hot enough after she`s put on a bit of slap & i`ve had a couple of pints

Beer rating out of 10...

a bit of slap?

<.<

/feels ignorant