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12-15-2006, 12:40 PM
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The Wetter The Better!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
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I got absolutely staggering sh!tfaced at my work party, I am pretty sure I did Sambuca shots with everyone. All booze was on the house and I made sure that I got my fair share. Also my inhabitions were at an all time low so I took the opportunity to tell one of my co-workers that he is a f*cking idiot and outlined the reasons why, the pathetic twat still sucks up to me because I am farther up the food chain.
Company parties RULE!!!! |
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12-15-2006, 12:40 PM
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The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
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 Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
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12-15-2006, 12:40 PM
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The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
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Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
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12-15-2006, 12:41 PM
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Atchin' Akai
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Unamerica
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There is actually a scientific formula for this;
An = number of units of alcohol consumed S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky) L = luminance of 'person of interest' (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 as seen in normal room lighting) Vo = Snellen visual acuity (6/6 normal; 6/12 just meets driving standard) d = distance from 'person of interest' (metres; 0.5 to 3 metres) |
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12-15-2006, 12:42 PM
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The Sexual Intellectual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
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 One year I turned up 2 hours late after spending all day in the pub with my mates. When I got there the only seat available with next to the MD & his mother in law who barely spoke a word of english. Apparently I spent about an hour talking to her yet I can`t remember any of it.
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Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
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12-15-2006, 01:52 PM
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Raptor
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
Posts: 1,321
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I have one this sunday. I love my work because we have private parties without the managers and get totally wasted. Of course, this is the COMPANY party and I am not allowed to drink in a public place. Dammit. BUT I'm sure I canvince one of the stock boys to give me a sip of something. Or just get wasted and THEN go there. I mean, I've gone to work blasted and even drank AT work. So its not like anyone cares. And I've smoked pot with my manager. Lol. THATS why my workplace is so awesome.
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle. |
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