I got absolutely staggering sh!tfaced at my work party, I am pretty sure I did Sambuca shots with everyone. All booze was on the house and I made sure that I got my fair share. Also my inhabitions were at an all time low so I took the opportunity to tell one of my co-workers that he is a f*cking idiot and outlined the reasons why, the pathetic twat still sucks up to me because I am farther up the food chain.

Company parties RULE!!!!

7.5 , body like a twig but not bad looking really

Make up

There is actually a scientific formula for this;

An = number of units of alcohol consumed
S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky)
L = luminance of 'person of interest' (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 as seen in normal room lighting)
Vo = Snellen visual acuity (6/6 normal; 6/12 just meets driving standard)
d = distance from 'person of interest' (metres; 0.5 to 3 metres)

Make-up=slap? No?

:laughing:

One year I turned up 2 hours late after spending all day in the pub with my mates. When I got there the only seat available with next to the MD & his mother in law who barely spoke a word of english.
Apparently I spent about an hour talking to her yet I can`t remember any of it.

I have one this sunday. I love my work because we have private parties without the managers and get totally wasted. Of course, this is the COMPANY party and I am not allowed to drink in a public place. Dammit. BUT I'm sure I canvince one of the stock boys to give me a sip of something. Or just get wasted and THEN go there. I mean, I've gone to work blasted and even drank AT work. So its not like anyone cares. And I've smoked pot with my manager. Lol. THATS why my workplace is so awesome.

We have them..minus the alcohol..which is fine cause I dont drink.

Why would you put your pork sword in a married women.

You're a sick bastard, get some morals.

Did he say he was going to impregnant her?