DOP's:
"me" when using the yo form
"te" when using the tu form
"le" or "se" when using thrid person singular
"los" or "las" when using third peron plural
"nos" when using the nosotros form


they can go before the conjugated verb, or after the infinitive.

forget the rest of your post :( :)
you can attach pronouns and nouns to three forms of verbs, passive progressive, commands, and infintives

I'm eating cheese
soy comiendo queso
soy comiendolo. The lo at the end of comiendolo takes the place of the word cheese

Eat your cheese
come su queso
comelo

Lo, la, los, and las literally mean it or those. Depending on the context

its actually "estoy comiendo el queso" or "lo estoy comenido" and you cant attach a DOP to the end of a conjugated verb.

and "lo" or "la" means "it" or "he" or "she" or the formal form of you (usted).
"las" or "los" means "them"
"those" is actually "eses" or "esas" or "esos" or "aquellos" or "aquellas"

I use lo and la for it and it works pretty well.

i have estar and ser verbs. they suck.

I'm affraid I learned spanish by watching telenovelas, never actually studied it properly, so I'd be of no use...

Oh, you did start up a thread on Spanish, Swim.

Oojay! Write us a rap batlle in Spanish!

Ill try. it might have to be half espanol/half english though.

I'll try to respond to it sometime later, although I'm sure I'd be the Kyren Tsunami of the spanish rap battle world.

Permita que la batalla comience!

I can say a few things in Portugese, but I'm not sure what they mean. But they're about gases intestines, so that can't be good...

soy de la calle y tengo juevos como un gigante
tengo las respuestas de cada cosa que me preguntaste
pinches payasos necesitan descubrir sus propias vidas
quiero romper su cabeza y coger todo sus chicas
puedes besarme el culo si quieres charlar
y vas estar comiendo mi mierda cuando necesitas hablar
no tienes una corazon
ni tienes un pito
si me quieres traer
vas llamarme tu papicito