Guys I Have A Genius Idea (quote)

Raine · 12-09-2006, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

Sometimes period blood has this odd lumpy texture, nice little pieces of womb-lining that clump together. Period pain is sometimes caused by these little lumps becoming trapped. Tampons are sometimes hard to put in too because of virginity and small hands.

When I get a nice juicy tampon I often like to squeeze the blood and lining into a pan and fry it to make my own black pudding, then I feed it to my sister, she thinks its real black pudding and comments on the rich salty taste.

My boyfriend likes to suck tampons too, he says he likes having part of my womb inside him.

that almost turned my stomach

bruise_violet · 12-09-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

If I were emperor I'd ahve you shut in the public square.

haha he asked for it.

ITS ALL LIES.

Apart from the lumps.

sleepy jack · 12-09-2006, 06:09 PM

ROFL

Thats horrible rach.

I just hit 30 PMs to him.

right-track · 12-09-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

that almost turned my stomach

I don't think I'll ever eat black pudding again...and it's a staple here.
Full breakfast will never be the same.

bruise_violet · 12-09-2006, 06:12 PM

Thanks

I have much worse but I want to be a lady now

I sent him another.

bruise_violet · 12-09-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

I don't think I'll ever eat black pudding again...and it's a staple here.
Full breakfast will never be the same.

HAHAHAHA I love being gross like that to guys, its so good.

I am not easily grossed out. I can talk about certain types of cheese with a smile on my face.

Raine · 12-09-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

I don't think I'll ever eat black pudding again...and it's a staple here.
Full breakfast will never be the same.

well I guess if you smelled it first . . . .

right-track · 12-09-2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

HAHAHAHA I love being gross like that to guys, its so good.

I am not easily grossed out. I can talk about certain types of cheese on my face.

hehe.

bruise_violet · 12-09-2006, 06:14 PM

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OH BABY I WANT YOU
YOU'RE SO ****ING BIG
YOU'RE SO BIG AND HARD
YOUVE GOT SUCH A BIG ****

PUSH IT IN DEEPER NOW
OH DEEPER OH HARDER
IM ALMOST CUMMING
IM ALMOST CUMMING

I CAN ALMOST REACH MY MOUTH,
YEAH
SUGARRRRR
SUGARRRRR

I'M A SELF-FULFILLING PORNO QUEEN
YEAH
I MIMIC OUT YOUR EVERY ****ING FANTASY BABY
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
YOU ARE MY SUGAR.

More love for Merkz

Urban Hat€monger ? · 12-09-2006, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bruise_violet

Sometimes period blood has this odd lumpy texture, nice little pieces of womb-lining that clump together. Period pain is sometimes caused by these little lumps becoming trapped. Tampons are sometimes hard to put in too because of virginity and small hands.

When I get a nice juicy tampon I often like to squeeze the blood and lining into a pan and fry it to make my own black pudding, then I feed it to my sister, she thinks its real black pudding and comments on the rich salty taste.

My boyfriend likes to suck tampons too, he says he likes having part of my womb inside him.

Thats nothing , i`ve seen a Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall cookery show.
He does that sh*t all the time

12-09-2006, 06:12 PM	#25 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	Thanks I have much worse but I want to be a lady now I sent him another. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...