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09-24-2006, 03:35 PM | #831 (permalink) | |
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09-24-2006, 03:56 PM | #832 (permalink) |
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how many people would it take to push over the empire state building if it were full of badgers?
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09-24-2006, 04:41 PM | #833 (permalink) |
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errmm you couldnt but you could hit it with a duck
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09-24-2006, 06:14 PM | #834 (permalink) | |
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You use the JCB to fill the lorry up with mashed potato, drive the lorry to half a mile away from the empire state building and use the magnetic force between the badgers and mashed potatoes to topple the building. Simple. |
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09-24-2006, 06:16 PM | #835 (permalink) |
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lateral thinking, i like it.
A friend of mine met bodger at a party in Brighton. According to him, coke is to bodger as mashed potato is to badger.
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09-24-2006, 06:19 PM | #836 (permalink) |
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Hmmm, makes sense. I suppose Bodger and Badger was a sort of metaphor for the life of a coke fiend, in which Bodger imagined his lust for the white stuff taking the form of a crazed woodland creature which he was always trying, but failing, to control.. Makes so much more sense now.
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09-24-2006, 06:24 PM | #838 (permalink) |
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so you must have missed the final episode when bodger wrapped a fifty pound note around his penis and buttfucked badger
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09-24-2006, 06:27 PM | #840 (permalink) |
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oh dear
*mess*
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