Failed. :o:

how many people would it take to push over the empire state building if it were full of badgers?

errmm you couldnt but you could hit it with a duck

It takes two people and neither of them really have to push. One has to drive a lorry and the other has to drive a JCB.

You use the JCB to fill the lorry up with mashed potato, drive the lorry to half a mile away from the empire state building and use the magnetic force between the badgers and mashed potatoes to topple the building.

Simple.

lateral thinking, i like it.

A friend of mine met bodger at a party in Brighton. According to him, coke is to bodger as mashed potato is to badger.

Hmmm, makes sense. I suppose Bodger and Badger was a sort of metaphor for the life of a coke fiend, in which Bodger imagined his lust for the white stuff taking the form of a crazed woodland creature which he was always trying, but failing, to control.. Makes so much more sense now.

... a creature with white lines along its nose, no less.

so you must have missed the final episode when bodger wrapped a fifty pound note around his penis and buttfucked badger

That was real? I thought that was just another one of my dreams, like the one with Maggie Thatcher shooting diamonds out of her foof.

oh dear

*mess*