I'm sure you'll be shocked by this, but that cool, deadpan douchebaggery is something I find so amazing.

"$2000 dollar reward..."

"Where did you even get that? I didn't say I had $2000. Please get rid of that."

"No reward"

"Could you just take the reward thing out completely please...."

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am a corporate whore who occasionally plays with contracts of big oil companies.

Haha, I have now. That's great stuff! :laughing:

I've seen that before but it's still pretty hilarious.

Here's one of my personal favorite bits of design humor, about the thing most clients can't get enough of:

I've got a serious question guys, how do I make my posts more worthwhile? I often feel like people take me for an idiot as my posts tend to be pretty ****ty and I'm just an idiot in general. How do I fix?

I often see you as a forum barfly. I only know you as someone who bops around the lounge (this thread for example).

If you want to be taken seriously around here, go talk music. And not just some "I was told to talk about music, so heres a post" posts. I mean go write some substantive ****.

And while your writing something insightful about music, start a record review. Preferably a discography so you can ramp up your rep with some weighty material.

Anyone ever feel like Indie music can occasionally be directionless?

Only occasionally?

What's indie music and what direction do you think it should take?

A left at the gas station, then it drive about a quarter mile to the lake. There's street parking available and it can play frisbee there if it would like.