score? I thought you either win or you dont?

Well if you play on the computer, Spider Solitaire actually my bad, it gives you a score :s

Ha, we could ask him and he may put it in his monthly blog of wisdom...http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=108302977

I've got two more essays to finish for college.

What's the most grotesque or out there thing you can write about for college?

(my essay is more or less about sex with a stranger of 3 hours)

haha write about "boob cheese". what is it you ask? think of a 400 lb. woman running and doing jumping jacks and exercising for about an hour. I know. how sweaty and disgusting. now picture her taking off her jogging bra, lifting up her floppy, droopy boob, taking a Ritz cracker and scooping the gunk out from underneath her sweaty breast with it, and *crunch*. Yummy huh.

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the ssay is kinda grotesque beecause it's rather descriptive but it's also kinda romantic. Think of shakespeare's Hamlet. something similar to how ophelia dies before she finds out the truth about everything that happened.

if you wanna make it grotesque, have Ophelia die from a fatal Dirty Sanchez:laughing:

use your head please. (the one on your shoulders)

Question: would it be pretentious to use a quote of my own as a sig?

no. so long as it's quote worthy. and dirty. :)