The Most Entertaining Site Ever

Urban Hat€monger ? · 11-18-2006, 07:24 AM

http://chacha.com

This website is great.
It`s like Google only you have real people looking for you.There`s some real fun to be had here.Just choose the option search with guide and away you go............

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PaulF
PaulF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
PaulF: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: i was wondering if you could help me with a picture i`m after
PaulF: How are you this morning?
You: i`m looking for a picture of a dog driving a tractor
PaulF: Sure let me see what i can find for you .
You: thank you
You: it`s for a project
PaulF: Do you need a real picture or would something else work?
You: well i`d prefer a photo rather than a cartoon or a drawing
PaulF: Ok
You: it`s a pretty serious thesis i`m writing on global capitalism
You: it`s symbolic you see
PaulF: sure
You: the tractor is the multi national corporations being driven by a pack mentality
You: if you see what I mean
PaulF: I see what your saying.
You: if you can`t find nothing it`s OK i`ll just take lassie down my uncles farm & do it myself
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

Laces Out Dan! · 11-18-2006, 02:25 PM

You're right, i could see this site being a lot of fun. Im gunna mess with one of them soon.

cardboard adolescent · 11-18-2006, 04:08 PM

Status: Connected to guide: LisaB
LisaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: i hope you can help me find what i'm looking for
LisaB: Hello. What can I find for you tonight?
LisaB: What are you looking for?
You: i need some pictures of hot donkey on chick action
You: it's for my nephew
LisaB: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

cardboard adolescent · 11-18-2006, 04:14 PM

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KerryannB
KerryannB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo
KerryannB: Hi.
You: Can you help me find detailed instructions on how to design a nuclear warhead?
You: It's for a physics project
You: Okay, I need more diagrams and contacts lists and stuff like that
You: Okay, that's getting better
You: I need more detailed designs however
You: maybe you can hack into the DoD or something
KerryannB: Sure, no problem. I'd DEFINITELY love to spend the rest of my life in Federal Prison for someone I've never met.
You: it's for a good cause
KerryannB: Your comedic relief?
KerryannB: LOL
KerryannB: Sorry, this is the end of the road for this search.
You: thanks for being a good sport
You: i hope you get paid well for this
KerryannB: Not NEARLY enough..lol
KerryannB: But have a nice night anyhow.

Laces Out Dan! · 11-18-2006, 04:23 PM

^

cardboard adolescent · 11-18-2006, 04:27 PM

Oh man, I tried to apply to be a guide, because they get paid five dollars an hour for browsing the web, but you have to be over 18. Bummer.

Laces Out Dan! · 11-18-2006, 04:29 PM

I didnt quite have this one go where i wanted it to..but she was a good sport. Actually tried helping me.

marys: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: How're you on this fine afternoon?
marys: I am fine thanks and you?
You: Im good
marys: So you really want to search blah?
You: Alright, i was wondering if you could link me up with a site that would teach me how to get with a woman
marys: Let me see what I can find
You: You're doing me a great favour
marys: Ok great
You: This site is pretty good..i was thinking more..details..you know?.....Whats good DURING the love..
marys: I know what you mean, but I am limited on what I can search
You: Well, do you personally know any tips..being a woman and all
marys: Just be nice like you are and the girls love that
You: Well, Thanks for your time. Ill take this into consideration..last time it was hard though...The girl didnt have a pulse.
marys: Oh my.
You: Nighty Night

cardboard adolescent · 11-18-2006, 04:35 PM

I wonder how many genuine searches they actually get.

Laces Out Dan! · 11-18-2006, 04:35 PM

1/10 is probably an accurate assumption

dog · 11-19-2006, 04:39 AM

apparently there are over 14,000 people doing that.

11-18-2006, 07:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	The Most Entertaining Site Ever http://chacha.com This website is great. It`s like Google only you have real people looking for you.There`s some real fun to be had here.Just choose the option search with guide and away you go............ Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: PaulF PaulF: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello PaulF: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: i was wondering if you could help me with a picture i`m after PaulF: How are you this morning? You: i`m looking for a picture of a dog driving a tractor PaulF: Sure let me see what i can find for you . You: thank you You: it`s for a project PaulF: Do you need a real picture or would something else work? You: well i`d prefer a photo rather than a cartoon or a drawing PaulF: Ok You: it`s a pretty serious thesis i`m writing on global capitalism You: it`s symbolic you see PaulF: sure You: the tractor is the multi national corporations being driven by a pack mentality You: if you see what I mean PaulF: I see what your saying. You: if you can`t find nothing it`s OK i`ll just take lassie down my uncles farm & do it myself Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

11-18-2006, 02:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	You're right, i could see this site being a lot of fun. Im gunna mess with one of them soon. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

11-18-2006, 04:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	^ __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

11-18-2006, 04:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	I didnt quite have this one go where i wanted it to..but she was a good sport. Actually tried helping me. marys: Welcome to ChaCha! You: How're you on this fine afternoon? marys: I am fine thanks and you? You: Im good marys: So you really want to search blah? You: Alright, i was wondering if you could link me up with a site that would teach me how to get with a woman marys: Let me see what I can find You: You're doing me a great favour marys: Ok great You: This site is pretty good..i was thinking more..details..you know?.....Whats good DURING the love.. marys: I know what you mean, but I am limited on what I can search You: Well, do you personally know any tips..being a woman and all marys: Just be nice like you are and the girls love that You: Well, Thanks for your time. Ill take this into consideration..last time it was hard though...The girl didnt have a pulse. marys: Oh my. You: Nighty Night __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

11-18-2006, 04:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	1/10 is probably an accurate assumption __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

11-18-2006, 04:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	Status: Connected to guide: LisaB LisaB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello You: i hope you can help me find what i'm looking for LisaB: Hello. What can I find for you tonight? LisaB: What are you looking for? You: i need some pictures of hot donkey on chick action You: it's for my nephew LisaB: Session ending due to restricted content Status: Session ended.

11-18-2006, 04:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KerryannB KerryannB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: yo KerryannB: Hi. You: Can you help me find detailed instructions on how to design a nuclear warhead? You: It's for a physics project You: Okay, I need more diagrams and contacts lists and stuff like that You: Okay, that's getting better You: I need more detailed designs however You: maybe you can hack into the DoD or something KerryannB: Sure, no problem. I'd DEFINITELY love to spend the rest of my life in Federal Prison for someone I've never met. You: it's for a good cause KerryannB: Your comedic relief? KerryannB: LOL KerryannB: Sorry, this is the end of the road for this search. You: thanks for being a good sport You: i hope you get paid well for this KerryannB: Not NEARLY enough..lol KerryannB: But have a nice night anyhow.

11-18-2006, 04:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	Oh man, I tried to apply to be a guide, because they get paid five dollars an hour for browsing the web, but you have to be over 18. Bummer.

11-18-2006, 04:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	I wonder how many genuine searches they actually get.

11-19-2006, 04:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 860	apparently there are over 14,000 people doing that. __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz. http://theraffinkids.bandcamp.com/ music^