The Most Entertaining Site Ever
 

http://chacha.com

This website is great.
It`s like Google only you have real people looking for you.There`s some real fun to be had here.Just choose the option search with guide and away you go............


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PaulF
PaulF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
PaulF: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: i was wondering if you could help me with a picture i`m after
PaulF: How are you this morning?
You: i`m looking for a picture of a dog driving a tractor
PaulF: Sure let me see what i can find for you .
You: thank you
You: it`s for a project
PaulF: Do you need a real picture or would something else work?
You: well i`d prefer a photo rather than a cartoon or a drawing
PaulF: Ok
You: it`s a pretty serious thesis i`m writing on global capitalism
You: it`s symbolic you see
PaulF: sure
You: the tractor is the multi national corporations being driven by a pack mentality
You: if you see what I mean
PaulF: I see what your saying.
You: if you can`t find nothing it`s OK i`ll just take lassie down my uncles farm & do it myself
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

You're right, i could see this site being a lot of fun. Im gunna mess with one of them soon.

Status: Connected to guide: LisaB
LisaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: i hope you can help me find what i'm looking for
LisaB: Hello. What can I find for you tonight?
LisaB: What are you looking for?
You: i need some pictures of hot donkey on chick action
You: it's for my nephew
LisaB: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

:(

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KerryannB
KerryannB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo
KerryannB: Hi.
You: Can you help me find detailed instructions on how to design a nuclear warhead?
You: It's for a physics project
You: Okay, I need more diagrams and contacts lists and stuff like that
You: Okay, that's getting better
You: I need more detailed designs however
You: maybe you can hack into the DoD or something
KerryannB: Sure, no problem. I'd DEFINITELY love to spend the rest of my life in Federal Prison for someone I've never met.
You: it's for a good cause
KerryannB: Your comedic relief?
KerryannB: LOL
KerryannB: Sorry, this is the end of the road for this search.
You: thanks for being a good sport
You: i hope you get paid well for this
KerryannB: Not NEARLY enough..lol
KerryannB: But have a nice night anyhow.

^ :rofl:

Oh man, I tried to apply to be a guide, because they get paid five dollars an hour for browsing the web, but you have to be over 18. Bummer.

I didnt quite have this one go where i wanted it to..but she was a good sport. Actually tried helping me.


marys: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: How're you on this fine afternoon?
marys: I am fine thanks and you?
You: Im good
marys: So you really want to search blah?
You: Alright, i was wondering if you could link me up with a site that would teach me how to get with a woman
marys: Let me see what I can find
You: You're doing me a great favour
marys: Ok great
You: This site is pretty good..i was thinking more..details..you know?.....Whats good DURING the love..
marys: I know what you mean, but I am limited on what I can search
You: Well, do you personally know any tips..being a woman and all
marys: Just be nice like you are and the girls love that
You: Well, Thanks for your time. Ill take this into consideration..last time it was hard though...The girl didnt have a pulse.
marys: Oh my.
You: Nighty Night

I wonder how many genuine searches they actually get.

1/10 is probably an accurate assumption

apparently there are over 14,000 people doing that.

hahaha, thanks urban, this just made insomnia a WHOLE lot more fun

buahahahahah i just realised why i used to love this forum so much!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StacyF
StacyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
StacyF: Hello! What can I help you find today?
You: Yeah, I need lots of dead baby jokes
You: Can you help me with this?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PaulaD
PaulaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
PaulaD: Hi
You: Hey Paula
You: How are you?
PaulaD: I'm well, and you?
You: I'm fine, kinda sleepy, but yeah, I need lots of dead baby jokes
You: can you help me?
PaulaD: Do those help?
You: Yeah, the second one does
You: Are you a fan of dead baby jokes?
PaulaD: Not really into them, but I like jokes in general
You: Ah, that's swell, everyone needs laughter, I find these jokes to be great
PaulaD: Me too, do those sites do it for you?
PaulaD: Or do you need more?
You: Yeah, I think that ties it off
You: That will do
PaulaD: Okay, Have a great day
You: you too
PaulaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

I'm really trying to offend someone on here.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraB
BarbaraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
BarbaraB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hello i was wondering if you could help
BarbaraB: What can I help you find today RE: band site?
You: i saw a band playing a couple of nights ago but i`m having trouble with the name
You: i`m looking for some details about them online
You: i only seem to be able to come across adult sites
BarbaraB: What info do you have on the Band's name ??
You: they`re a country band called 4 Throbbing Cocks
BarbaraB: Session ending due to restricted content


Miserable bitch :(

Guide Session
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JessicaW
JessicaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i need some help
JessicaW: Hello I will help you with your search
JessicaW: Sure
You: how generous of you
JessicaW: I see Tna genesis pics as your search is that correct?
You: lastnights ppv would b correct
You: well............
You: i could just used google if you cant find any thing
JessicaW: UFc?
You: ufc what?
JessicaW: Is that the TNA's from last night you are looking for?
You: thats not at all what i said before
You: tna genesis ppv from yesterday
You: TNA=Total Nonstop Action Wrestling
JessicaW: I am sorry in the search it said pics
You: ppv=Pay Per View
JessicaW: I was not sure if you meant picks or pictires
You: PICTURES from the PPV
You: pic=PICTURE
JessicaW: great thank you
You: ........................
You: wow
You: your results are giving me playboy pics
JessicaW: Sorry about that I was unclear of what you were searching for
You: porn is against my deep religious beliefs
You: im thoroughly offended
JessicaW: These are not playvoy pictures
JessicaW: TNApics.com
You: what is playvoy?
JessicaW: that is their website
You: anything not from their website?
You: like pics from a fan?
You: ^in the audience?
You: ^ at the ppv?
You: ^lastnight?
JessicaW: sure let me look
You: that's be swell
You: is there a way to turn off the video clips that keep playing on your website?
You: theyre quite annoying
JessicaW: [ause
You: ?
JessicaW: sorry
JessicaW: pause
JessicaW: the two lines
You: and it will stop?
JessicaW: yes
You: oh ok
You: damn, im late for my karate class. ive gotta go babe.
You: i need those pics pronto!!!!
You: didnt you hear me bitch?!
Status: Session ended.

I think you came out of that looking more of an idiot than she did

^Seconded

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*shrug*

Urban's on the job