World's funniest joke (fan, quote)

Rockafella Skank · 12-31-2003, 12:44 AM

LaughLab researched and found the "World's Funniest Joke", but what do you think? Here it is:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Thrice · 12-31-2003, 05:39 PM

After I read that it was the funniest Joke, I had high hopes, but it was not nearly as funny as I anticipated, but it was still ok.

MobilizeTerror · 12-31-2003, 11:40 PM

That was OKAY.. I have heard better.

C.Criggy · 01-01-2004, 12:58 PM

**awkward silence**

Rockafella Skank · 01-01-2004, 02:19 PM

I was surprised to find that that is the funniest joke, because I've heard way better.

Interactive · 01-12-2004, 08:56 PM

I agree with you Spencer, that was somewhat lame.

Unfortunetly, because of where I live most of my jokes are no racially acceptable (doesn't mean anything about my character)..

strung out rulz · 07-15-2004, 02:22 AM

how about, what did the number 0 say to the number 8?............nice belt

or, what did the number 1 say to the number 10?........................your girlfriend is a 'huge bitch'

Eltiraaz · 07-15-2004, 09:31 AM

Well the hunter ones were funnier than those.

It was funny, but kinda weak IMO. Could've done much better.

This one amused me and my friends to no end when we were pissed one night:

Quote:

Elt: eh, wots a cheerleaders favorite cereal?

Friend: Hurh, I dunno.

Elt: Cheerios!!!

Both: HAHAHHA(for about a straight hour)

Yes yes I know not nearly as funny afterwards.

Yellow Card · 07-15-2004, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strung out rulz

how about, what did the number 0 say to the number 8?............nice belt

or, what did the number 1 say to the number 10?........................your girlfriend is a 'huge bitch'

lol, thats heaps rad, better then the hunter one, the hunter one was still pretty cool.

the last one · 07-16-2004, 05:49 AM

the hunter one was good,but i don't think it's the best joke in the world. But then again, i haven't heard them all. Has anyone heard the tractor fan joke?

12-31-2003, 12:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
Rockafella Skank Management Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 609	World's funniest joke LaughLab researched and found the "World's Funniest Joke", but what do you think? Here it is: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

12-31-2003, 05:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,077	After I read that it was the funniest Joke, I had high hopes, but it was not nearly as funny as I anticipated, but it was still ok. __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

12-31-2003, 11:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
MobilizeTerror Punk Rocker Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 317	That was OKAY.. I have heard better. __________________ Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world. Here's a thought; let's stop labeling music and fighting over what genre a certain band is, and start listening to whatever pleases our ears no matter what anyone thinks of it! ;)

01-01-2004, 12:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
C.Criggy Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 26	awkward silence

01-01-2004, 02:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Rockafella Skank Management Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 609	I was surprised to find that that is the funniest joke, because I've heard way better.

01-12-2004, 08:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Interactive Management Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sierra Vista, AZ, USA Posts: 79	I agree with you Spencer, that was somewhat lame. Unfortunetly, because of where I live most of my jokes are no racially acceptable (doesn't mean anything about my character)..

07-15-2004, 02:22 AM	#7 (permalink)
strung out rulz Groupie Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5	how about, what did the number 0 say to the number 8?............nice belt or, what did the number 1 say to the number 10?........................your girlfriend is a 'huge bitch'

07-16-2004, 05:49 AM	#10 (permalink)
the last one Music Addict Join Date: May 2004 Location: scum alley, scabtown Posts: 32	the hunter one was good,but i don't think it's the best joke in the world. But then again, i haven't heard them all. Has anyone heard the tractor fan joke?