The Official Religious/Political Debate Thread (punk, effect, quote, suicide)

SuperPseudonym · 11-20-2005, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by madeinNY

That's very weird. Where are these churches?

Look it up.

SuperPseudonym · 11-20-2005, 05:50 PM

And.. if you arent intending on joining, why do you care?

madeinNY · 11-20-2005, 06:56 PM

I'm interested. That's all.

I'm also interested in reading. But I don't intend on becoming a novelist....you know?

mosesandtherubberducky · 11-20-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperPseudonym

Cannibalism. Suicide. Abortion. Sodomy.

The code to live by for your standard Church Of Euthanasia'ist
Sounds odd at first, but would definately cut down on all the... yknow.. people.

Icky, icky sodomy.

ANAL IS BAD KIDS

Electric Eye · 11-21-2005, 12:12 AM

Ok we are an experiment by an alian race called angeles, and the original angels came on a spaceship called GOD, the ship crash landed thought and the impact killed the dinosars, and created experimental creatures, creatures lower than them that could be there slaves, the final race were humans, the first humans were in babalon, or some reason though the color of there skin changed i don't know how. The first 2 humans were adam and eve, but lond befor this most of the angels left, the ones that stayed made great city states in the sky, and eden was the lab where they did there experiments. And it had the look of a garden because they also experimented with plants there. Anyway they wanted to keep them from having knoladge but the angels tryed to keep them away, but one angel told them to figure it out, anyway this is where the apple metaphor came from in he bible. Anyway the angels re wrked the humans genetic code to punish them and kicked them out of eden, they gave birth to abel and cain, and all that stuff happened. Then another alien race came to egypt, they stayed for a while untill they wanted to go to war with the angels but the angels won, the pyrimids are ruins from this war. Another alien race came to mexico area, they were later kicked out of there to. Now the scandinavien gods, they were fallen angels that were kicked out of haven, the biggest city state of the angels that stayed, they made a new city state, oh god i forget the name. But they all died with ragnorak, the angeles put the giants there as well a now extinct race. The few that survived the flood thus happened because the angels thought the people were getting to powerful. Atlantis was a city state that came later, this was originally an angel city state, but it later became home to humans and fallen angels. The angels are gonna have another genocide soon though because of what us humans have been doing to the earth. Although when the first flood happened it was alot worse, the angels made them to powerful in brain power, and they were incredibly advanced. The flood of atlantic was also because the humans there got to advanced, although with that flood it just effected atlantis. Wow that all came out of my ass. Well more to come later. My theory is almost flawless.

sleepy jack · 11-21-2005, 12:14 AM

Where did the alien race come from?

~~bungalow~~ · 11-21-2005, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Electric Eye

Ok we are an experiment by an alian race called angeles, and the original angels came on a spaceship called GOD, the ship crash landed thought and the impact killed the dinosars, and created experimental creatures, creatures lower than them that could be there slaves, the final race were humans, the first humans were in babalon, or some reason though the color of there skin changed i don't know how. The first 2 humans were adam and eve, but lond befor this most of the angels left, the ones that stayed made great city states in the sky, and eden was the lab where they did there experiments. And it had the look of a garden because they also experimented with plants there. Anyway they wanted to keep them from having knoladge but the angels tryed to keep them away, but one angel told them to figure it out, anyway this is where the apple metaphor came from in he bible. Anyway the angels re wrked the humans genetic code to punish them and kicked them out of eden, they gave birth to abel and cain, and all that stuff happened. Then another alien race came to egypt, they stayed for a while untill they wanted to go to war with the angels but the angels won, the pyrimids are ruins from this war. Another alien race came to mexico area, they were later kicked out of there to. Now the scandinavien gods, they were fallen angels that were kicked out of haven, the biggest city state of the angels that stayed, they made a new city state, oh god i forget the name. But they all died with ragnorak, the angeles put the giants there as well a now extinct race. The few that survived the flood thus happened because the angels thought the people were getting to powerful. Atlantis was a city state that came later, this was originally an angel city state, but it later became home to humans and fallen angels. The angels are gonna have another genocide soon though because of what us humans have been doing to the earth. Although when the first flood happened it was alot worse, the angels made them to powerful in brain power, and they were incredibly advanced. The flood of atlantic was also because the humans there got to advanced, although with that flood it just effected atlantis. Wow that all came out of my ass. Well more to come later. My theory is almost flawless.

I didnt even read this but

Shut the fuck up

Electric Eye · 11-21-2005, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk

Where did the alien race come from?

I don't know, they were probably in existance saince the big bang, but there is no way to know, evolution could have created them as well, there is no way to know, but the angels probably know, maby they were formed when the big bang happened. GOD is the name of the space ship, but it is also the name of the head angel. And when we die, we go to nothingness, unless you are an angel you get reincarnted. Fallen angels also get reincarnated, but the fact that they are fallen angels almost never comes up.

Electric Eye · 11-21-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357

I didnt even read this but

Shut the fuck up

what makes my theory any less good than anyone elses.

sleepy jack · 11-21-2005, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Electric Eye

I don't know, they were probably in existance saince the big bang, but there is no way to know, evolution could have created them as well, there is no way to know, but the angels probably know, maby they were formed when the big bang happened. GOD is the name of the space ship, but it is also the name of the head angel. And when we die, we go to nothingness, unless you are an angel you get reincarnted. Fallen angels also get reincarnated, but the fact that they are fallen angels almost never comes up.

Wow now i wanna go blow my head off thanks for making me feel i have a purpose.

11-20-2005, 05:50 PM	#852 (permalink)
SuperPseudonym Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 24	And.. if you arent intending on joining, why do you care? __________________ There is a beast in man that needs to be excercised, not excorcised. -LaVey

11-20-2005, 06:56 PM	#853 (permalink)
madeinNY [[la de da diddy da]] Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NY...duh. Posts: 444	I'm interested. That's all. I'm also interested in reading. But I don't intend on becoming a novelist....you know? __________________ I cleared out my PM box...I promise. lol

11-21-2005, 12:12 AM	#855 (permalink)
Electric Eye Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 93	Ok we are an experiment by an alian race called angeles, and the original angels came on a spaceship called GOD, the ship crash landed thought and the impact killed the dinosars, and created experimental creatures, creatures lower than them that could be there slaves, the final race were humans, the first humans were in babalon, or some reason though the color of there skin changed i don't know how. The first 2 humans were adam and eve, but lond befor this most of the angels left, the ones that stayed made great city states in the sky, and eden was the lab where they did there experiments. And it had the look of a garden because they also experimented with plants there. Anyway they wanted to keep them from having knoladge but the angels tryed to keep them away, but one angel told them to figure it out, anyway this is where the apple metaphor came from in he bible. Anyway the angels re wrked the humans genetic code to punish them and kicked them out of eden, they gave birth to abel and cain, and all that stuff happened. Then another alien race came to egypt, they stayed for a while untill they wanted to go to war with the angels but the angels won, the pyrimids are ruins from this war. Another alien race came to mexico area, they were later kicked out of there to. Now the scandinavien gods, they were fallen angels that were kicked out of haven, the biggest city state of the angels that stayed, they made a new city state, oh god i forget the name. But they all died with ragnorak, the angeles put the giants there as well a now extinct race. The few that survived the flood thus happened because the angels thought the people were getting to powerful. Atlantis was a city state that came later, this was originally an angel city state, but it later became home to humans and fallen angels. The angels are gonna have another genocide soon though because of what us humans have been doing to the earth. Although when the first flood happened it was alot worse, the angels made them to powerful in brain power, and they were incredibly advanced. The flood of atlantic was also because the humans there got to advanced, although with that flood it just effected atlantis. Wow that all came out of my ass. Well more to come later. My theory is almost flawless.