This is a perfect example of why not to smoke crack.

and when I see you, I really see you upside down, but my brain knows better, it picks you up and turns you around.

So when you look someone in the eye, your both upside down, so it evens out?

Yeah, and for the last time I don't smoke crack; it's a combo of salinated smokesex and watergumballs

Sad huh.

99% of Americans said they would vote for a women if they felt she was well-qualified.

74% of Americans said they would vote for a homosexual is they felt that he/she was well qualified.

30% of Americans said they would vote for an atheist if they felt that he/she was well qualified.

Sad since atheists seem to be the most reasonable, rational people around.
I surely don't want to be led by a man who thinks that at any moment his savior could ascend from the heavens and transport him to some paradise and inflict otherworldly plauges on all the Godless un-believers.

Satanists do not think that Satan is a god. Satanists do not believe that "Satan" exists.
Read up on your religions before you try to define them.

Also, Buddhism is a non-theistic religion. They do not think that there is a God, and they don't think that Buddha is/was a God. Read up before you define.

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or how about some people thinking that just because u were born in the U.S. makes u morally superior in the eyes of God?

Rage Against the Machine:
this is God's land, you were chosen

obviously a very sarcastic stab at Fundamentalist Christians

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That's interesting I didn't know that. I would consider myself un-decided; but I would say I'm closest to a Zen Buddhist.

Hah, the US isn't even that great. Not bad, but just okay.
I'd live in Switzerland over America anyday.

Wait..you consider yourself a Buddhist yet didn't know that Buddhists do not believe in a diety?

Where did those statistics come from? I would never vote for a women, even if she was well qualified. Way too hormonal people, the country would go to hell every month for the period of 3-7 days.