Most embarrassing thing you ever did at a party.
 

The most embarrassing thing I ever did was just yesterday at my dads 41st birthday party, my uncle Dink had his Karaoke machine and a lot of people were getting into it, and I decided "oh what the hell" so I gave it a go, the song selection was mostly country and I wanted to do something rock, I settled for The Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band, because I figured "hey, I can do this one" but I dunno, for some damn reason that is even a mystery to myself I started singing in a ridiculously high falseto (not my normal tone of voice) and a barely audible one at that, I sounded like an incredibly drunk, off-key Jon Anderson, and I kept screwing up horribly on the verses, even though I knew the damn song by heart, typical stage fright.

And worst of all, IT WAS VIDEOTAPED, AHHHHHH!!! :o:

Of course I doubt anyone can top that, but I'd like to hear some of your embarrassing stories so maybe I wont feel as bad. :(

I was wrestling with a pupp and got wrapped up in its chain.....then I tried to make out with the puppy to apologize for wrestling with it. I didnt know what was going on so as soon as I realized I was caught in the chain I started screaming "He's gonna kill me!"

Jack Daniels=BAD!

no way!

Eh, the worst I can think of right now is when I was at a huge party someone in my old physics class was throwing (who i didn't know that well). I was absolutely smashed, and had had a few joints as well. I went upstairs to the toilet. The door was slightly ajar, with a sign on it saying not to use it or something. Unfortunately i didn't notice this, and didn't notice that the door wasn't actually attached to its hinges. So I pushed the door, which to my horror came crashing down over the bathroom, taking down a mirror on the opposite wall, and of course making lots of noise. I just stood there, too embarrased to really do anything at all.

I was lucky as it turned out he was a nice guy, he never threw me out his house :)

i did a naked run through penlan (not a very safe place to be naked in) at three in the morning afterwards someone proceeded to take pictures of my penis (which wasn't exactly in all its glory at the time) and i learned the internet can be a VERY powerfull thing, i think it reached about 4000 people and a mexican porn site by the time i lost track of it.

table top dancing with a blonde

Dude, no way can you be serious. O_O

Your penis is a Mexican celebrity, hahahaha.

Yeah, I'm feeling better now. :)

took off my shirt and made out with my best friend. i then proceeded to pass out in someone's driveway. i have no idea how i ended up in my car the next morning.

ran around at a halloween party chasing everything and people thought my friend house was one of the haunted houses and started coming inside of a private party...

Got dome from a non-attractive girl. And had half the school (all the people that matter anyway) walk in on it.

I was sloshed though so it excused most of it.

Last weekend at my friends sweet 16th..i was dancing on the chair and getting cheered on and all of a sudden the chair breaks (it was pretty unstable why didnt i think of that lol) and i went head first into the ground and a whole crowed laughing at me..So Humilliating

Haven't done much embarrassing stuff really. The worst was walking into a pond while completely sober, and that didn't really phase me at all.

Lots of bad things...

New Years Eve, party at my place, I fell into a bowl of dogs water, then took off all my clothes and the next day found my bra down the toilet. I can't remember much in between.

Last night must have been pretty bad, all i remember is smashing a pint glass, crying outside a pub, kebab, sex in a shower and waking up feeling like something had freshly shat in my mouth. Someone's probably going to want to punch me in the face in the next couple of days.

I turned up to a party once not looking cool.

Was so embarrasing

Damn, you must get embarrassed quite a lot, then.

couple of weeks ago at a friends 18th all i can remember of the night is me and my mate gary half naked on a stage dancing to the ymca...
¬_¬ i can see the majority of this thread being filled up by me here.

^because you're welsh

And a pretty screwy welshman at that.

i got drunk at my brother's friend's house, blacked out, came to, puked in the yard and ran my arms through it and then hugged my brother, then i tried to fight him. that was pretty embarrassing, the next day.

just a few hookups with not so attractive girls....puking all over the table while playing quarters : (

Sh!t myself, next topic please

^haha. I had a friend of mine piss herself......but thats just wrong.

got mucho drunko, pulled a handicap parking sign out of the ground, climbed onto the roof with it, and jabbed at the little ants down below (which actually turned out to be my equally wasted friends)

all i can say to this is" fat chicks are like mopeds, you liek to ride them, but you don't want your friends to see." you fill in the gaps

Peed on my friends kitchen floor in front of everyone. I was blacked out at this point.

Did that ever get on Youtube?

Was the only drunk at the party when I was 15, gathered a crowd all around and then jumped off the roof and really hurt myself, oh then lit some stuff on fire and got punched in the face and couldn;t walk.

I showed up. :(

HAHA

My worst was definitely chugging a 26 of alberta pure vodka (there's a reason you haven't heard of it...) and started challenging all of my friends to races. I still have the scars to prove my victory...

Last night I was performing funeral doom interpretations of ABBA classics... Dancing Queen went off :p:. All muso's though so it was mainly funny not really embarrassing.

Arrrgh You let me down. You should have done On and On and On:D

Ha I was at a party with this girl I had been seeing for about 2 weeks, it was her party. I pissed myself all over her and her little sisters bed that night. Woke up hung over and got the hell out of there.

Drank a lot at a bar then headed to South Beach with a few people. I was dying to pee and my friend told me to wait. I thought screw it and jumped outta the car and went running around Washington Ave. like a fool looking for a bathroom. Ended up finding one in a gay bar. :o:

Classy :D

It wasn't meant to be.

Lick out a girl that was on her period? Not so much embarassing as disgusting I'd imagine... And then there was this time abroad at a beach party where I tried to kiss this american bird and she just walked away from me... it was a silly decision at the time because I literally just walked over to her and put my mouth on her face, but it knocked my confidence for a good few weeks anyway

oooh and then quite recently I went to the toilet at some 18th party and slipped over in a big pile of sick... had it all up my arse... horrible.

Merely showing up.

Meaning...I think I had the most embarassing friends--

Someone mentioned south beach here ... I lived there too
but was into drugs and partying and had the biggest collection
of *******s for "friends" really in hindsight

It's embarrasing to see photos of me with people
I would never associate with today.

If that's you in your avatar all I can say is you were lucky to get out alive. And I doubt you were the one doing much riding.

Not anything special, the worst thing I've done is probably puke on a guy's carpet. He turned out to be a racist, though, so no harm done.