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I remember being at a party and arriving quite early, and I started drinking the first of my bottles of wine, and I hadn't eaten anything yet. It was about 8 pm when the barbecue just started and I was already drunk, and we all sat in a circle, and I puked right next to me, where nobody was sitting luckily. Quite embarrasing, since everybody else was still sober as hell :(
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I went to some **** party few months back and bought 3 bottles of red wine for 7 quid. thats THREE BOTTLES OF RED WINE for SEVEN ENGLISH POUNDS. got it from some skanky pub in the middle of nowhere, the party ended up with just me, my girlfriend, this fat lass, an interracial *** couple and what i'm pretty sure was a mentally handicapped black lad - so all the racial minorities then. I drank the bottles of wine really fast and ended up wandering down the main road in just my boxers chanting 'im forever blowin bubbles' on my own. quality.
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but I bought it from wholesale, so in stores it will be more expensive ;) |
I .... puked and headbutted the girl I liked.
Here's the story: First I confessed my feelings for her, and I don't really quite remember her answer. I ignored it anyways, because I ended up telling her how I'm drunk and have no-one else at the party to take care of me. Feeling sorry, she made sure a cab was called for me and gave me some change so that I can complete the ride home. We were standing outside to get some air and she was telling me a joke, to which I laughed first, stumbled with my head against hers, and the impact I guesss made me puke on her shoes. .... ..... we still talk, but my god am I never getting her. |
Got a new one. When I got back into the dating pool I started hangout with some real winners....one of them being a fireman/EMT. I made the mistake of inviting him to a a Halloween party where I was dressed as a school-girl. We disappeared to the back of the house and my friend came out with a flashlight and found us heavily making out. We got back in the house, I had quite a few more drinks, somehow got back outside and started making out against my car. My friend once again came to find me and found us having sex against the back of my truck in HER driveway.
Everyone however did clap when we went back in. Still really embarrassing for me. I'm the most conservative one of my friends. |
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