Sh!t myself, next topic please

^haha. I had a friend of mine piss herself......but thats just wrong.

got mucho drunko, pulled a handicap parking sign out of the ground, climbed onto the roof with it, and jabbed at the little ants down below (which actually turned out to be my equally wasted friends)

all i can say to this is" fat chicks are like mopeds, you liek to ride them, but you don't want your friends to see." you fill in the gaps

Peed on my friends kitchen floor in front of everyone. I was blacked out at this point.

Did that ever get on Youtube?

Was the only drunk at the party when I was 15, gathered a crowd all around and then jumped off the roof and really hurt myself, oh then lit some stuff on fire and got punched in the face and couldn;t walk.

I showed up. :(

HAHA

My worst was definitely chugging a 26 of alberta pure vodka (there's a reason you haven't heard of it...) and started challenging all of my friends to races. I still have the scars to prove my victory...