Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice? (dance, quote)

Ensemble · 09-12-2006, 04:19 PM

Hi. I like a lot of guys, but they don't seem to like back.
What can I do to make them like me?
I don't talk their ears off or stare at them.
Guys, I need your honest advice, and be seriuos, like
don't tell me to flash them or stuff, don't be smart asses.
Thanx

Ensemble

right-track · 09-12-2006, 04:21 PM

You can start by posting in black.

anticipation · 09-22-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

You can start by posting in black.

Try acting like a normal human being, get some botox, and get some bank. Then guys'll be sweating you all the time.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 09-23-2006, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

Try acting like a normal human being, get some botox, and get some bank. Then guys'll be sweating you all the time.

youre alliiiiiiive.!
good.
now stay that way.

anticipation · 09-23-2006, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance

youre alliiiiiiive.!
good.
now stay that way.

Its good to know I was missed.

Apparently, no one got that I was kidding. And Lesbian Crime Spree, the term "sweating" is a slang word that is interchangable with "hitting on" and "flirting".

Ensemble · 09-12-2006, 04:22 PM

OK, but the dudes I like don't go here so maybe that won't work.

Ace · 09-12-2006, 04:45 PM

you could always table dance.

Barnard17 · 09-12-2006, 05:08 PM

Make the first move. Wear tight clothes. Wear push up or padded bras (unless your juggs are already massive). Act confident.

tdoc210 · 09-12-2006, 05:22 PM

dont be pesky.. i hate pesky people. dont try to hard for itll seem pathetic

Lesbian crime spree · 09-12-2006, 06:00 PM

I will tell you what you can do to make a man like you:

What you can do is

(MOD EDIT - removed due to contravening every law ever written)

09-12-2006, 04:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ensemble Prep Massacre Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 234	Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice? Hi. I like a lot of guys, but they don't seem to like back. What can I do to make them like me? I don't talk their ears off or stare at them. Guys, I need your honest advice, and be seriuos, like don't tell me to flash them or stuff, don't be smart asses. Thanx Ensemble

09-12-2006, 05:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 328	Make the first move. Wear tight clothes. Wear push up or padded bras (unless your juggs are already massive). Act confident. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

09-12-2006, 05:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,608	dont be pesky.. i hate pesky people. dont try to hard for itll seem pathetic __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-12-2006, 06:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lesbian crime spree Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ...heading your way Posts: 43	I will tell you what you can do to make a man like you: What you can do is (MOD EDIT - removed due to contravening every law ever written) __________________ Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back, i'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac. New Myspace

09-12-2006, 04:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	You can start by posting in black.

09-12-2006, 04:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ensemble Prep Massacre Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 234	OK, but the dudes I like don't go here so maybe that won't work.