Halloween Costumes

The Monkey · 10-03-2011, 06:35 PM

Didn't people stop with Halloween when they entered junior high or something? I've only been to one Halloween party since I grew hair on my balls, and then it was just a hassle to have the costume on you as we were hitting the clubs afterwards. The whole costume thing is useless, it's funny for ten second when you arrive, then it's a pain in the arse for the rest of the evening.

FETCHER. · 10-03-2011, 06:45 PM

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If you don't post pics, I'm going to be really angry at you.

I'm actually so excited.

Queen Boo · 10-03-2011, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey

Didn't people stop with Halloween when they entered junior high or something? I've only been to one Halloween party since I grew hair on my balls, and then it was just a hassle to have the costume on you as we were hitting the clubs afterwards. The whole costume thing is useless, it's funny for ten second when you arrive, then it's a pain in the arse for the rest of the evening.

You are the least romantic group of people in the entire world. Haven't you ever wanted to be somebody else for a little while?

djchameleon · 10-03-2011, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey

Didn't people stop with Halloween when they entered junior high or something? I've only been to one Halloween party since I grew hair on my balls, and then it was just a hassle to have the costume on you as we were hitting the clubs afterwards. The whole costume thing is useless, it's funny for ten second when you arrive, then it's a pain in the arse for the rest of the evening.

I think you mean with the trick or treating part but getting dressed up and going to clubs to seeing all the slutty versions of regular outfits is still pretty boss.

hip hop bunny hop · 10-04-2011, 01:15 PM

Something along the lines of:

Black leather steel toe boots
Black levis
Black hoodie
Black leather jacket over said hoodie
Gas mask (hopefully black)

This years theme: war metal road warrior

FRED HALE SR. · 10-05-2011, 11:07 AM

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FRED HALE SR. · 10-05-2011, 11:12 AM

Popeye | Cheap TV & Movie Halloween Costume for Men

This popeye costume is pretty badass. Anybody wanna be olive oyl and join me?

lucifer_sam · 10-05-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey

Didn't people stop with Halloween when they entered junior high or something? I've only been to one Halloween party since I grew hair on my balls, and then it was just a hassle to have the costume on you as we were hitting the clubs afterwards. The whole costume thing is useless, it's funny for ten second when you arrive, then it's a pain in the arse for the rest of the evening.

Halloween is an "adult" holiday, that candy-grubbing shit is for people who don't have in-laws to babysit their snotty toerags.

Part of the hilarity stems from trying to negotiate a dancefloor with a rubik's cube for a domicile. Halloween is awesome when you're allowed a sense of humor.

The Monkey · 10-05-2011, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

Halloween is an "adult" holiday, that candy-grubbing shit is for people who don't have in-laws to babysit their snotty toerags.

Part of the hilarity stems from trying to negotiate a dancefloor with a rubik's cube for a domicile. Halloween is awesome when you're allowed a sense of humor.

Would seem like the American Halloween customs differs quite significantly from the Swedish.

FETCHER. · 10-07-2011, 05:13 PM

I fuckin' love Halloween. It's probably one of my favourite "holidays".

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hip hop bunny hop Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,381	Something along the lines of: Black leather steel toe boots Black levis Black hoodie Black leather jacket over said hoodie Gas mask (hopefully black) This years theme: war metal road warrior __________________ Have mercy on the poor.

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FRED HALE SR. Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: So-Cal Posts: 3,752	The Indiana jones for dogs is pretty solid. Pimp your dog!! http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...TGvtMg&cad=rja

10-05-2011, 11:12 AM	#317 (permalink)
FRED HALE SR. Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: So-Cal Posts: 3,752	Popeye \| Cheap TV & Movie Halloween Costume for Men This popeye costume is pretty badass. Anybody wanna be olive oyl and join me?