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Old 09-14-2006, 11:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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He hasn't been on in a while, so just for fun make outrageous predictions of his whereabouts and what he is currently doing.

My Prediction:

He is in Thailand on an escorted sex tour

What he is currently doing:

Recieving an exotic massage from a 15 year old Cambodian girl anxiously awaiting the command for him to turn over and recieve the "Happy Ending"
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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he is in my bedroom. there are pink and fuzzy handcuffs involved. this is a fact. *MJ dirty smile*
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lucky Urban
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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He may have picked up the final leg of the U2 tour

He is currently bottling the stage and being rushed by security
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Old 09-15-2006, 09:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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my vote is hes currently
in ammsterdamn
drinking orange juice out of the carton
while singing puff the magic dragon with bunch of
asain kids wearing pinstrip pants
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Old 09-15-2006, 09:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Watching Doctor Who, naked.
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Old 09-15-2006, 09:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Maybe he's left us and gotten a real life
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Old 09-15-2006, 11:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I think he may be reassessing his career options, and is finally reaching for the golden ring and making some REAL MONEY doing what he loves:

ELVIS IMPERSONATION

Here he comes now!!!

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Old 09-15-2006, 11:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Urban is sting ray hunting fuh sho
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Old 09-15-2006, 11:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I cant see him as much of a Steve Irwin fan...hes probably just telling people how much better music from the UK then from anywhere else.
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