Where The F*ck Is Urban??? (albums, u2, Polish, quote)

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-14-2006, 10:30 PM

He hasn't been on in a while, so just for fun make outrageous predictions of his whereabouts and what he is currently doing.

My Prediction:

He is in Thailand on an escorted sex tour

What he is currently doing:

Recieving an exotic massage from a 15 year old Cambodian girl anxiously awaiting the command for him to turn over and recieve the "Happy Ending"

Spike*Spiegel · 09-14-2006, 10:41 PM

he is in my bedroom. there are pink and fuzzy handcuffs involved. this is a fact. *MJ dirty smile*

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-14-2006, 10:52 PM

Lucky Urban

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-15-2006, 07:56 AM

He may have picked up the final leg of the U2 tour

He is currently bottling the stage and being rushed by security

gabbagabba_hey · 09-15-2006, 08:13 PM

my vote is hes currently
in ammsterdamn
drinking orange juice out of the carton
while singing puff the magic dragon with bunch of
asain kids wearing pinstrip pants

Mr Sensitive · 09-15-2006, 08:16 PM

Watching Doctor Who, naked.

Mama Booze · 09-15-2006, 08:18 PM

Maybe he's left us and gotten a real life

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-15-2006, 10:25 PM

I think he may be reassessing his career options, and is finally reaching for the golden ring and making some REAL MONEY doing what he loves:

ELVIS IMPERSONATION

Here he comes now!!!

sleepy jack · 09-15-2006, 10:46 PM

Urban is sting ray hunting fuh sho

Laces Out Dan! · 09-15-2006, 10:48 PM

I cant see him as much of a Steve Irwin fan...hes probably just telling people how much better music from the UK then from anywhere else.

09-14-2006, 10:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	*Where The Fck Is Urban???** He hasn't been on in a while, so just for fun make outrageous predictions of his whereabouts and what he is currently doing. My Prediction: He is in Thailand on an escorted sex tour What he is currently doing: Recieving an exotic massage from a 15 year old Cambodian girl anxiously awaiting the command for him to turn over and recieve the "Happy Ending"

09-15-2006, 08:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 193	my vote is hes currently in ammsterdamn drinking orange juice out of the carton while singing puff the magic dragon with bunch of asain kids wearing pinstrip pants __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

09-15-2006, 08:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 811	Watching Doctor Who, naked. __________________

09-15-2006, 10:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	I cant see him as much of a Steve Irwin fan...hes probably just telling people how much better music from the UK then from anywhere else. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

09-14-2006, 10:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	he is in my bedroom. there are pink and fuzzy handcuffs involved. this is a fact. MJ dirty smile

09-14-2006, 10:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Lucky Urban

09-15-2006, 07:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	He may have picked up the final leg of the U2 tour He is currently bottling the stage and being rushed by security

09-15-2006, 08:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	Maybe he's left us and gotten a real life

09-15-2006, 10:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I think he may be reassessing his career options, and is finally reaching for the golden ring and making some REAL MONEY doing what he loves: ELVIS IMPERSONATION Here he comes now!!!