Wait, wait, wait... how could she listen to me anyway? I don't have a microphone here!

:D Worked like dream.
*points at sig*

No problems. That is a pretty neat sig.

Like a bear lured into a trap, I was.

:rofl:


Try acting like a normal human being, get some botox, and get some bank. Then guys'll be sweating you all the time.

Botox?????!!!!!! Are you kidding????? I'm SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!

i've never heard this expression before.

ironically, the botulinum A neurotoxin acutally blocks acetycholine ( the chemical responsible for sweat gland stimulation). so there's no way that guys would be able to literally 'sweat you'.

i think Johnny nneds to get some botox in his tongue, or fingers, as the case may be ;-/

You tell it to them, lezzer!

No seriously, rename yourself 'Allura', have a boob job, move to California and meet all of your lovers over the internet. All the cool kids are doing it. I certainly intend to.

(Wait until your 18, of course).

youre alliiiiiiive.!
good.
now stay that way.

Its good to know I was missed.

Apparently, no one got that I was kidding. And Lesbian Crime Spree, the term "sweating" is a slang word that is interchangable with "hitting on" and "flirting".

1. i think everyone did get that you were kidding. i just think that you didn't get that they got that you were kidding.

2. that's disgusting.


<heads to penis botox clinic>