Don't listen to him. He's a lesbian and a criminal.

Point is be cool and trendy when you're young, before its too late. Being old requires you to be uncool. Its a law.

You are a very pretty girl, however I would recommend not dressing like you are homeless. Try to wear something that shows your curves

ha!

these cripples don't know what cool is anymore. taking their advice would be tantamount to suicide.

they'd have you wearing leg-warmers and a fluero-suit.

take my advice:

don't take their advice.

Ensemble...not taking someone's advice, is in fact good advice.
Much like the advice Lesbo gave you...unless of course you take it literally and not take his advice, in which case you won't be taking anyones advice, whatsoever. Which is my advice... :confused:

and so, in summary: do as you please, so long as it has never been suggested to you.

That's terrible advice! I told her to stand up straight, how is that bad advice? You look better and greatly reduce the chances of suffering from any number of back problems in the following years.

Also, not accepting advice when you've started a thread for which the topic was:

"Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice?"

Is a bit rude.

Obviously, she can ignore all of the female advice. But the male advice, she HAS to listen to now that she's asked for it.

Although that ^ is pretty good advice.

Now that he's suggested it, don't do it. Or rather, do. Or rather, live in a quasi-continuum of floating contradictions forever and never get around to doing any of the things anybody suggested nor even speaking to a boy again nor even leaving the house for fear of old people running at you with suggestions.

(Whatever it is that Right-Track is about to suggest. Do the opposite.)

That's nothing...I told her to tie her laces to avoid breaking her neck.
And rude or not. By saying don't take anyones advice, is in fact advice.

And it is possible to be old and cool. :bringit:

In theory.

Listen to DRMO.