And I posted that despite my tremendous fear of internet perves and if I don't show up on this site again it's because I've been raped and murdered by an MBer.

Haha ...your more likely to break your neck, if you don't tie those laces up properly.

*sounds like a parent... again* :(

there we go

You might get laid if you stopped looking like you'd had a bad day and then been slapped by a trout.









Smiling, standing up straight and, oh I dunno, wearing clothes designed for your figure would be a start.

that's a little harsh aimed at a young girl who has this signiture:

you bugger, you!

Oh this is hilarious :laughing:

Soooo......uhhh.......where do you live again?

1. Get advice on how to dress from somebody who is older and cooler than you and who will be able to take you clothes shopping.
2. For god's sake STAND UP STRAIGHT. Kurt Cobain was the only person who ever made bad posture seem sexy... and he was a guy!

don't listen to the old people

they're trying to punish you for their speedily receding hairlines

lmao