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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357 (Post 287572)

I think this guy is ***, here me out:

First, he thinks that dating is a total waste of time, and girls shouldn't have time wasted on them.
Next he agrees with the sentiment that he doesn't want to see a hot chicks ass.

I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it, MB is a very accepting place.

what, you want an applause or something?

lcs, fair enough, but ensembles only a little lass, not quite at the career-grabbing age yet. i dunno. when yer young, you notice people cause of the way they look. makes sense i guess..

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Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree (Post 287938)

Ensemble,

Here is some advice. Read carefully because I will type this only once:

Start a band, get a job with power of life and death, become highly educated.... You need power, and you need to project the image of one that has an almost otherwordly constitution. This can be attained by becoming a leading exponent in whichever field you choose to pursue.

Get up on stage, play some music, tell everyone to **** off - men will buy you flowers, and show you off, and plant their seed inside you.

Become a surgeon - save a man's mother and he will fall in love with you. He will probably want to have sex with your bum, too.

Become extremely violent in your pursuit of power. It seems to pay dividends.

Get a job with control over the fate of hundreds/thousands of other's careers. The opportunity for blackmail/bribery is colossal.

you see the thread here?

do not listen to people that tell you that this advice is shallow and will lead to emotional and spiritual desolation.

they are almost certainly ugly and poor and crap at everything.

come see me when you are done and I will teach upon you some secret techniques

Does anybody agree that this is one of the best noobs in months?I wish he posted more because he's absolutely classic in most threads

I'm not ugly, (from what I hear) and I like a guy from my youth group.
Most of you peoples' advice didn't make sense to me (or was lame or sick).
And it's wierd that people on here I've never heard of know I used to like Evanescence.
Keep it comming.
:D :D :D

Post a picture and we'll be the judge as to whether or not you are ugly.

If you don't like table dances, just get up on the pulpit in church...

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Originally Posted by Blainka (Post 287946)

Does anybody agree that this is one of the best noobs in months?I wish he posted more because he's absolutely classic in most threads

agreed. also, id hit it.

hey screw it i cant b botherd sayin wat i was gunna say but finally another aussie

Hear's my pic it's my only one and I look like ****.