Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice? (dance, careers, show, classic)

mosesandtherubberducky · 09-15-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

I typically find that creepy, especially when a girl has to try and look sexy.

Quit pretending you can see into a guys mind. Some guys like needy girls, and if they do then her come off being needy would be a good thing.

On a serious note, sam basically hit the nail on the head with act/dress slutty, thats how most guys notice a girl.

Remeber wear a g-string or no underwear at all.

tdoc210 · 09-15-2006, 07:18 PM

^ no i ahte that i dont wanna see nasty girls cracks all day long for ****s sake its called a belt

Ace · 09-15-2006, 07:22 PM

Lmao ^^^^

NeedleInTheHay · 09-15-2006, 08:24 PM

I have a similar problem.
Well I don't crush on people that often.
But when I do, that person doesn't seem to like me back either.
And guys that like me or ask me out...I never like.

tdoc210 · 09-15-2006, 08:32 PM

dudes im way to shy in real life lol
to even ask someone so it doesnt matter
not that i find many people suitable

NeedleInTheHay · 09-15-2006, 08:36 PM

I am really shy aswell.
I have those awkward moments.

tdoc210 · 09-15-2006, 08:40 PM

lolo akward indeed
though im not shy when angry
ive been arrested for threrats and vilence i guess like 3 times
not like thats cool
just get po'd
but when it comes to people especially girls i might as well not even have a voice box

NeedleInTheHay · 09-15-2006, 08:45 PM

hah, that's cute.
well minus the cops part.
I recently talked to someone I liked.
I have never been so red in my whole life.
It's very embrassing.

~~bungalow~~ · 09-15-2006, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace

Lmao ^^^^

I think this guy is ***, here me out:

First, he thinks that dating is a total waste of time, and girls shouldn't have time wasted on them.
Next he agrees with the sentiment that he doesn't want to see a hot chicks ass.

I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it, MB is a very accepting place.

Lesbian crime spree · 09-17-2006, 07:01 AM

Ensemble,

Here is some advice. Read carefully because I will type this only once:

Start a band, get a job with power of life and death, become highly educated.... You need power, and you need to project the image of one that has an almost otherwordly constitution. This can be attained by becoming a leading exponent in whichever field you choose to pursue.

Get up on stage, play some music, tell everyone to **** off - men will buy you flowers, and show you off, and plant their seed inside you.

Become a surgeon - save a man's mother and he will fall in love with you. He will probably want to have sex with your bum, too.

Become extremely violent in your pursuit of power. It seems to pay dividends.

Get a job with control over the fate of hundreds/thousands of other's careers. The opportunity for blackmail/bribery is colossal.

you see the thread here?

do not listen to people that tell you that this advice is shallow and will lead to emotional and spiritual desolation.

they are almost certainly ugly and poor and crap at everything.

come see me when you are done and I will teach upon you some secret techniques

09-15-2006, 07:18 PM	#42 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	^ no i ahte that i dont wanna see nasty girls cracks all day long for ****s sake its called a belt __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-15-2006, 08:32 PM	#45 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	dudes im way to shy in real life lol to even ask someone so it doesnt matter not that i find many people suitable __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-15-2006, 08:40 PM	#47 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	lolo akward indeed though im not shy when angry ive been arrested for threrats and vilence i guess like 3 times not like thats cool just get po'd but when it comes to people especially girls i might as well not even have a voice box __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-17-2006, 07:01 AM	#50 (permalink)
Lesbian crime spree Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ...heading your way Posts: 43	Ensemble, Here is some advice. Read carefully because I will type this only once: Start a band, get a job with power of life and death, become highly educated.... You need power, and you need to project the image of one that has an almost otherwordly constitution. This can be attained by becoming a leading exponent in whichever field you choose to pursue. Get up on stage, play some music, tell everyone to ** off - men will buy you flowers, and show you off, and plant their seed inside you. Become a surgeon - save a man's mother and he will fall in love with you. He will probably want to have sex with your bum, too. Become extremely violent in your pursuit of power. It seems to pay dividends. Get a job with control over the fate of hundreds/thousands of other's careers. The opportunity for blackmail/bribery is colossal. you see the thread here? do not listen to people that tell you that this advice is shallow and will lead to emotional and spiritual desolation. they are almost certainly ugly and poor and crap at everything. come see me when you are done and I will teach upon you some secret techniques __________________ Golden oldies, Rolling Stones, we don't want them back, i'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac.** New Myspace

09-15-2006, 08:24 PM	#44 (permalink)
NeedleInTheHay Groupie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 14	I have a similar problem. Well I don't crush on people that often. But when I do, that person doesn't seem to like me back either. And guys that like me or ask me out...I never like.

09-15-2006, 08:36 PM	#46 (permalink)
NeedleInTheHay Groupie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 14	I am really shy aswell. I have those awkward moments.

09-15-2006, 08:45 PM	#48 (permalink)
NeedleInTheHay Groupie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 14	hah, that's cute. well minus the cops part. I recently talked to someone I liked. I have never been so red in my whole life. It's very embrassing.