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Originally Posted by Crowquill (Post 287439)

I typically find that creepy, especially when a girl has to try and look sexy.

Quit pretending you can see into a guys mind. Some guys like needy girls, and if they do then her come off being needy would be a good thing.

On a serious note, sam basically hit the nail on the head with act/dress slutty, thats how most guys notice a girl.

Remeber wear a g-string or no underwear at all.

^ no i ahte that i dont wanna see nasty girls cracks all day long for ****s sake its called a belt

I have a similar problem.
Well I don't crush on people that often.
But when I do, that person doesn't seem to like me back either.
And guys that like me or ask me out...I never like.

dudes im way to shy in real life lol
to even ask someone so it doesnt matter
not that i find many people suitable

I am really shy aswell.
I have those awkward moments.

lolo akward indeed
though im not shy when angry
ive been arrested for threrats and vilence i guess like 3 times
not like thats cool
just get po'd
but when it comes to people especially girls i might as well not even have a voice box

hah, that's cute.
well minus the cops part.
I recently talked to someone I liked.
I have never been so red in my whole life.
It's very embrassing.

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Originally Posted by Ace (Post 287468)

Lmao ^^^^

I think this guy is ***, here me out:

First, he thinks that dating is a total waste of time, and girls shouldn't have time wasted on them.
Next he agrees with the sentiment that he doesn't want to see a hot chicks ass.

I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it, MB is a very accepting place.

Ensemble,

Here is some advice. Read carefully because I will type this only once:

Start a band, get a job with power of life and death, become highly educated.... You need power, and you need to project the image of one that has an almost otherwordly constitution. This can be attained by becoming a leading exponent in whichever field you choose to pursue.

Get up on stage, play some music, tell everyone to **** off - men will buy you flowers, and show you off, and plant their seed inside you.

Become a surgeon - save a man's mother and he will fall in love with you. He will probably want to have sex with your bum, too.

Become extremely violent in your pursuit of power. It seems to pay dividends.

Get a job with control over the fate of hundreds/thousands of other's careers. The opportunity for blackmail/bribery is colossal.

you see the thread here?

do not listen to people that tell you that this advice is shallow and will lead to emotional and spiritual desolation.

they are almost certainly ugly and poor and crap at everything.

come see me when you are done and I will teach upon you some secret techniques