Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice? (careers, show, quote, band)

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-14-2006, 10:53 AM

but during the chase of one hottie you may miss 3 average or fatties, henceforth going without during the chase. I am afraid that is unacceptable

DontRunMeOver · 09-14-2006, 11:51 AM

Chase? Don't hot women just kind of appear and start talking to you and trying to do other things? That's how it works for me. Leave the fatties alone!!

Mr Sensitive · 09-14-2006, 01:24 PM

My advice to you is to not bother with teenage relationships, dating and whatnot, it is the ultimate waste of time.

Ace · 09-14-2006, 03:27 PM

^ said the only smart thing I've read in this damn thread.

~~bungalow~~ · 09-14-2006, 03:31 PM

That's only if you can't get chicks. Otherwise it is well worth it.

Spike*Spiegel · 09-14-2006, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensemble

Hi. I like a lot of guys, but they don't seem to like back.
What can I do to make them like me?
I don't talk their ears off or stare at them.
Guys, I need your honest advice, and be seriuos, like
don't tell me to flash them or stuff, don't be smart asses.
Thanx

Ensemble

shut your mouth and make him a sammich, bitch

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-14-2006, 05:20 PM

yeah, sammiches REALLY help. I'd go with that, make him a sammich!!!

Spike*Spiegel · 09-14-2006, 05:31 PM

i got a sammich for ya, right here

hahah jk
kind of

explosions-in-my-pants · 09-15-2006, 11:20 AM

maybe you should try liking one person and just focusing in that one person.
I'm sure guys aren't stupid and can tell when a person is interested in more then one person. It only makes it seem like you like them all and are/is willing to go out with any of them as long as one will give you a chance, and if not you'll move onto the next guy you like.
That type of thing gets guys calling you a slut and whore behind your back.
anyways if you don't want to just think or focus on the one guy, then bring it down to two.
your just coming off as a really disperate and lonely person.

anyways when aroudn these men..and other girls are there.. bring up conversations that make you more noticable with out making it look like your seeking attention.
when your talking in a group and there around every now and then give one of them the eye and slowly look away smiling... in a sexy way.
always act as if you have a normal level of self esteem, and never come off as needie.
even if one of those guys doesn't mind needie, its not something guys want to see at first.

sleepy jack · 09-15-2006, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

when your talking in a group and there around every now and then give one of them the eye and slowly look away smiling... in a sexy way.

I typically find that creepy, especially when a girl has to try and look sexy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

always act as if you have a normal level of self esteem, and never come off as needie. even if one of those guys doesn't mind needie, its not something guys want to see at first.

Quit pretending you can see into a guys mind. Some guys like needy girls, and if they do then her come off being needy would be a good thing.

On a serious note, sam basically hit the nail on the head with act/dress slutty, thats how most guys notice a girl.

09-14-2006, 01:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 789	My advice to you is to not bother with teenage relationships, dating and whatnot, it is the ultimate waste of time. __________________

09-14-2006, 10:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,484	but during the chase of one hottie you may miss 3 average or fatties, henceforth going without during the chase. I am afraid that is unacceptable

09-14-2006, 03:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,061	That's only if you can't get chicks. Otherwise it is well worth it.

09-14-2006, 05:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,484	yeah, sammiches REALLY help. I'd go with that, make him a sammich!!!

09-14-2006, 05:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 777	i got a sammich for ya, right here hahah jk kind of

09-15-2006, 11:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 901	maybe you should try liking one person and just focusing in that one person. I'm sure guys aren't stupid and can tell when a person is interested in more then one person. It only makes it seem like you like them all and are/is willing to go out with any of them as long as one will give you a chance, and if not you'll move onto the next guy you like. That type of thing gets guys calling you a slut and whore behind your back. anyways if you don't want to just think or focus on the one guy, then bring it down to two. your just coming off as a really disperate and lonely person. anyways when aroudn these men..and other girls are there.. bring up conversations that make you more noticable with out making it look like your seeking attention. when your talking in a group and there around every now and then give one of them the eye and slowly look away smiling... in a sexy way. always act as if you have a normal level of self esteem, and never come off as needie. even if one of those guys doesn't mind needie, its not something guys want to see at first.