Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice? (careers, show, quote, band)

~~bungalow~~ · 09-14-2006, 04:31 PM

That's only if you can't get chicks. Otherwise it is well worth it.

riseagainstrocks · 09-14-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lesbian crime spree

(MOD EDIT - removed due to contravening every law ever written)

Simply for this, I know that LCS is an excellent contributer.

Spike*Spiegel · 09-14-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensemble

Hi. I like a lot of guys, but they don't seem to like back.
What can I do to make them like me?
I don't talk their ears off or stare at them.
Guys, I need your honest advice, and be seriuos, like
don't tell me to flash them or stuff, don't be smart asses.
Thanx

Ensemble

shut your mouth and make him a sammich, bitch

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-14-2006, 06:20 PM

yeah, sammiches REALLY help. I'd go with that, make him a sammich!!!

Spike*Spiegel · 09-14-2006, 06:31 PM

i got a sammich for ya, right here

hahah jk
kind of

explosions-in-my-pants · 09-15-2006, 12:20 PM

maybe you should try liking one person and just focusing in that one person.
I'm sure guys aren't stupid and can tell when a person is interested in more then one person. It only makes it seem like you like them all and are/is willing to go out with any of them as long as one will give you a chance, and if not you'll move onto the next guy you like.
That type of thing gets guys calling you a slut and whore behind your back.
anyways if you don't want to just think or focus on the one guy, then bring it down to two.
your just coming off as a really disperate and lonely person.

anyways when aroudn these men..and other girls are there.. bring up conversations that make you more noticable with out making it look like your seeking attention.
when your talking in a group and there around every now and then give one of them the eye and slowly look away smiling... in a sexy way.
always act as if you have a normal level of self esteem, and never come off as needie.
even if one of those guys doesn't mind needie, its not something guys want to see at first.

tdoc210 · 09-15-2006, 03:48 PM

^ hey woman the title of the thread is for guys n00b

explosions-in-my-pants · 09-15-2006, 05:34 PM

and those were mine and my boyfriends opinion.. he of which is a guy.

tdoc210 · 09-15-2006, 06:23 PM

not if he dates you oh thats a pwn that wil get me a 1 day ban

sleepy jack · 09-15-2006, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

when your talking in a group and there around every now and then give one of them the eye and slowly look away smiling... in a sexy way.

I typically find that creepy, especially when a girl has to try and look sexy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

always act as if you have a normal level of self esteem, and never come off as needie. even if one of those guys doesn't mind needie, its not something guys want to see at first.

Quit pretending you can see into a guys mind. Some guys like needy girls, and if they do then her come off being needy would be a good thing.

On a serious note, sam basically hit the nail on the head with act/dress slutty, thats how most guys notice a girl.

09-15-2006, 03:48 PM	#37 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	^ hey woman the title of the thread is for guys n00b __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-15-2006, 06:23 PM	#39 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	not if he dates you oh thats a pwn that wil get me a 1 day ban __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-14-2006, 04:31 PM	#31 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	That's only if you can't get chicks. Otherwise it is well worth it.

09-14-2006, 06:20 PM	#34 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	yeah, sammiches REALLY help. I'd go with that, make him a sammich!!!

09-14-2006, 06:31 PM	#35 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	i got a sammich for ya, right here hahah jk kind of

09-15-2006, 12:20 PM	#36 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	maybe you should try liking one person and just focusing in that one person. I'm sure guys aren't stupid and can tell when a person is interested in more then one person. It only makes it seem like you like them all and are/is willing to go out with any of them as long as one will give you a chance, and if not you'll move onto the next guy you like. That type of thing gets guys calling you a slut and whore behind your back. anyways if you don't want to just think or focus on the one guy, then bring it down to two. your just coming off as a really disperate and lonely person. anyways when aroudn these men..and other girls are there.. bring up conversations that make you more noticable with out making it look like your seeking attention. when your talking in a group and there around every now and then give one of them the eye and slowly look away smiling... in a sexy way. always act as if you have a normal level of self esteem, and never come off as needie. even if one of those guys doesn't mind needie, its not something guys want to see at first.

09-15-2006, 05:34 PM	#38 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	and those were mine and my boyfriends opinion.. he of which is a guy.