Gentlemen, Will You Give Me Advice? (dance, Polish, quote, Lute)

Barnard17 · 09-25-2006, 11:02 AM

She means you're a clone of the MBer named H,I,M,. If you're not genetically related you should be shagging him, unless you are already.

On the other hand the babies would be fucking scary.

bruise_violet · 09-25-2006, 12:02 PM

Please tell me what guy would want to fuck an ugly chick?

Come on, even desperate guys have standards.

Barnard17 · 09-25-2006, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

Please tell me what guy would want to fuck an ugly chick?

H.I.M.?

TheBig3 · 09-25-2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

Please tell me what guy would want to fuck an ugly chick?

Come on, even desperate guys have standards.

No they don't.

DearJenny · 09-25-2006, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ensemble

Hey, me and my mom stayed up late talking about this and I'm gonna be my old self and when I woke this morning I imedently took the glitter off my nails and now there're sewer green and my hair is orange again and I can't live without my flannel shirts and baggy army pants and I'm so glad I can be me and I want a guy who looks beyond my clothes and hair and sees me, the girl everyone calls weird, a guy who likes me not for my sexiness or how far down my v neck goes, but because I didn't try to atract him like all the other girls he knows and then I'll know for sure he'll like me because that's who he sees.
Guys like happy girls, girls who are happy with how they look, and happy for no reason. There will be no looks of insecurity in my brows. And I'm so happy to just be myself again!!!
And thanks for your advice, MBers!!!

Ensemble

Yeah, guys really dont like happy girls. They like hot chicks. Its stupid to think guys will like you for you. I did that for the longest time and all I got was losers, the "crazies" of the world. When pea****s go into mating season, the males spread their feathers and dance around and they perform for the females. Its similar with people. When you want someone, you need to somewhat "perform" for them, attract their attention. In short, "beautify" to get their attention. Once you accept the fact you need to change, use makeup, dress better, then you will be happy. You wont be happy if you continue being overlooked and still look homeless. It feels better to look in the mirror with makeup, hair done and some tighter clothes on and go "damn I look good tonight."

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-25-2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

Please tell me what guy would want to fuck an ugly chick?

Come on, even desperate guys have standards.

Depends how much alcohol has been consumed.

And everybody knows fat/ugly chicks are great in the sack because they`re more grateful for it.

DearJenny · 09-25-2006, 01:16 PM

^more cushion for the pushin. Sometimes its a bit much though. I consider myself a perfect weight because I still have shape.....but also substance. lol.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 09-25-2006, 01:17 PM

I`ve always liked a chunky girl

No point going with something that looks like it`ll snap in half the moment things get heavy

TheBig3 · 09-25-2006, 10:56 PM

/\ Agreed. Im wraith-like and the friction of bones on bones hurts like a bastard. I <3 flesh.

Ensemble · 09-25-2006, 11:07 PM

What the hell do I have anything to do with H.I.M?

09-25-2006, 11:02 AM	#101 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	She means you're a clone of the MBer named H,I,M,. If you're not genetically related you should be shagging him, unless you are already. On the other hand the babies would be fucking scary. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

09-25-2006, 12:02 PM	#102 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	Please tell me what guy would want to fuck an ugly chick? Come on, even desperate guys have standards. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

09-25-2006, 01:16 PM	#107 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	^more cushion for the pushin. Sometimes its a bit much though. I consider myself a perfect weight because I still have shape.....but also substance. lol. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

09-25-2006, 01:17 PM	#108 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I`ve always liked a chunky girl No point going with something that looks like it`ll snap in half the moment things get heavy __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

09-25-2006, 10:56 PM	#109 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	/\ Agreed. Im wraith-like and the friction of bones on bones hurts like a bastard. I <3 flesh. __________________ I've moved to a new address

09-25-2006, 11:07 PM	#110 (permalink)
Ensemble Prep Massacre Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 234	What the hell do I have anything to do with H.I.M?