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DearJenny 09-03-2006 10:49 PM
I spilled water on the family laptop and just said it stopped working. They believed me.

bungalow 09-03-2006 10:50 PM
email these you jerk offs.

bungalow 09-03-2006 10:51 PM
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I have connections in the Puerto Rican mafia and if I wished it, I could have someone killed.
I said I'd post 'em all, even the ones that sound like bull sh*t :rolleyes:

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one time i shot a potato gun into a house, and it caught an old ladies wig on fire. ive also had massive fanatsies about ethan and beach houses.

Raine 09-03-2006 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
I said I'd post 'em all, even the ones that sound like bull sh*t :rolleyes:
The first one was HIM
and the second one was you

bungalow 09-03-2006 10:55 PM
I don't know about the first one, but the second one was not me. Good try.

bungalow 09-03-2006 10:56 PM
The person who confessed to stealing money from bins at work is the same person who sent the puerto rican mafia e mail.

Raine 09-03-2006 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
The person who confessed to stealing money from bins at work is the same person who sent the puerto rican mafia e mail.
and HIM's too smart to steal stuff. damn.

bungalow 09-03-2006 10:57 PM
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I like to jack off to pictures of girls in the member picture gallery...on the younger side some-exotic-booze for instance. For a few months now ive been carrying on a romance with a woman from there from another country we like to cyber. I just needed to get this off my chest.
THIS JUST IN!

sleepy jack 09-03-2006 10:58 PM
Thats soooo urban.

I wanna know who has fantasies about me.

Raine 09-03-2006 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Crowquill
Thats soooo urban.

I wanna know who has fantasies about me.
Urban has better taste than that I'm sure.

Spike*Spiegel 09-03-2006 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Crowquill
Thats soooo urban.

I wanna know who has fantasies about me.
lolz no, he has better sentence structure.

sleepy jack 09-03-2006 11:02 PM
WHO
FANTASIZES
ABOUT
THE
ETHAN?

Seriously, I wanna know.
I'm a very lonely boy.
It was adam I know it.

tdoc210 09-03-2006 11:04 PM
no it wasnt

sleepy jack 09-03-2006 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by the death of capitilism
no it wasnt
YOU!

tdoc210 09-03-2006 11:05 PM
>.>

Raine 09-03-2006 11:08 PM
i once tongued a guy my sister used to date. . . . . .
(and for the record i do not do 'left overs' and yes it was an accident and yes she does know)

dirt mcgirt 09-03-2006 11:08 PM
once i had sex wif a girl who acted like a dead body.

does that count?

tdoc210 09-03-2006 11:10 PM
^ was it dead

Raine 09-03-2006 11:11 PM
I demand that alex shares one of his confessions with us. it's only fair

bungalow 09-04-2006 10:31 AM
I got a lot of confessions last night. I'll edit them all in.

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The donation can was for the humane society for ****ing puppies or something. Another one there was for the local police(****ing po pos!)

And the mafia thing is true. An exboyfriend of mine, who would kill for me, his father is in it. And his father has killed guys, and he spent three years hiding in Puerto Rico because of that. And I was scared ****less of his father while dating him.

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i got drunk one time and called another user from this forum and masturbated on the phone to them.

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i would stay at my grandparents house when i was 16 and late at night when they were sleeping id cut and snort lines of coke off of their pictures of their parents.

sleepy jack 09-04-2006 10:32 AM
Wow MB users are fucked up.

mosesandtherubberducky 09-04-2006 10:38 AM
so far all of those are from me ^^

bungalow 09-04-2006 10:53 AM
I sincerely doubt it since all the email adresses are different. Do you have 13 registered accounts at anonymouspeach?

bungalow 09-04-2006 10:58 AM
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On New Years Eve, my parents left me and my friends alone in the house. We got completely pissed and I told them how I liked to watch lesbian porn, and how much I wanted some lesbian action.

I begged my friend to let me lick her out, but for some reason unknown to me, she declined my generous offer. Instead, she pinned my other friend down on the bed and I licked her pussy for a long time. But halfway through, I passed out. I just got up and started again :D

WTF?

mosesandtherubberducky 09-04-2006 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by bungalowbill357
I sincerely doubt it since all the email adresses are different. Do you have 13 registered accounts at anonymouspeach?

absolutely

bruise_violet 09-04-2006 11:01 AM
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On New Years Eve, my parents left me and my friends alone in the house. We got completely pissed and I told them how I liked to watch lesbian porn, and how much I wanted some lesbian action.

I begged my friend to let me lick her out, but for some reason unknown to me, she declined my generous offer. Instead, she pinned my other friend down on the bed and I licked her pussy for a long time. But halfway through, I passed out. I just got up and started again
The best one so far :beer:

Spike*Spiegel 09-04-2006 01:15 PM
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i would stay at my grandparents house when i was 16 and late at night when they were sleeping id cut and snort lines of coke off of their pictures of their parents.
this is cool

MURDER JUNKIE 09-04-2006 01:55 PM
On New Years Eve, my parents left me and my friends alone in the house. We got completely pissed and I told them how I liked to watch lesbian porn, and how much I wanted some lesbian action.

I begged my friend to let me lick her out, but for some reason unknown to me, she declined my generous offer. Instead, she pinned my other friend down on the bed and I licked her pussy for a long time. But halfway through, I passed out. I just got up and started again






HAWT!!!!

MURDER JUNKIE 09-04-2006 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel
this is cool
Agreed!!! :beer:
I'd have done the same thing

DearJenny 09-04-2006 10:23 PM
These users arent as fucked up as the Something Awful forum....its pretty damn bad.

Laces Out Dan! 09-04-2006 10:33 PM
Im happy to share a forum with these people :)

DearJenny 09-04-2006 10:34 PM
You know what, so am I.

Raine 09-04-2006 11:11 PM
I've got another confession which I'm not too ashamed of but is a little embarassing i suppose.

I just partied with my grandmom. I think the high light of it all was watching her more or less grind with some bartender.
And the thing I am ashamed of now that I think about it is she is married and older than I and seeing way more action than I am.

There's gotta be some rule against this sorta thing.

sleepy jack 09-04-2006 11:13 PM
Isn't this an ANONYMOUS confessions thread?

Laces Out Dan! 09-04-2006 11:13 PM
Yeah Raine, shut your whorish mouth!

MoonlitSunshine 09-05-2006 11:52 AM
Good god. There are some straange people on this forum, even if they were made up...

bungalow 09-05-2006 02:46 PM
Wow, we got some good ones lately.

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I left my best friend alone at a party of about 150 strangers to have sex with my fiance in my car.

And I'm constantly having sex without any protection but I tell my friends I am because I dont want them giving me bull****. I think pulling out is fairly effective until I can go on birth control.
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I got moved up a couple of grades at school because I got real high scores in all of the tests. The real reason I got such high scores was that my History teacher, Mr. O'Shea, was giving me answer sheets for all the tests in return for favors.
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Last December I ODed on aspirin and IB prophen[sp]. The only reason I'm not dead is because the aspirin made throw up all night. I'm not one the mopey members so you won't be able to guess who this is.
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I once got imvolved in a drug deal to provide a large amount of marijauna, worth a serious amount of money to an offshore location.
I was to provide a carrier to deliver the stuff given to me by some serious individuals.
The people I chose to deliver had the stuff in the wheel trims of a car.
I got a phone call saying the car had been stolen outside a bar tthe night before iot was to be delivered.
Straight away I knew they lied and intended to keep the stuff to sell themselves.
I contacted serious people to deal with them hoping they would believe me.
It ended with one of the carriers getting shot in the leg and to this day still see him limping around.
I feel guilty,but it was him or me.

swim 09-05-2006 03:03 PM
Wow.

Laces Out Dan! 09-05-2006 03:49 PM
Favours like youd suck ****?

Ma Cherie 09-05-2006 04:41 PM
anything new in? cause i want to here more of whats being said..., these people are twisted


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