well i wouldn't put it past you...

:'(

Congrats on the job Spike, they have an excellent training program. Be sure to soak up as much training as possible and find something you like, that way you could utilize that skill outside of the Home Depot. Also take full advantage of the stock options and monitor your shares closely, Home Depot has been rapidly expanding in other continents and that should maximize your gain once the residual start up capitol has been recouped.

Yes, I am awesome

Start-Up Capital to work at Home-Depot?

Agreed.

Start up capitol the corperation has used to finance the new stores

Ah, Right.

Sorry, I'm not familiar with the inner-workings of Home-Depot.

Home depot totally, ripped me off.. goddamn cactus plant.

id refund you

ayo, if you need a urine sample i can hook you up wif r kelly's no. jus spit it out inta the cup afterward son.

mmmmm tasty