Iraq War

cowboy-wannabe, childish politicians

political country singers

I meant Bush for sure. He started the war in Iraq, cause he dreamt of being a Cowboy since his childhood... Shooting guns, fire, noise, good against evil...

Rodeo

Yeah, I know. Did you know that Bush was the cheerleading captain at his high school?

Man being gored by a bull

No, I didn't. But it's good to know. :) I'm sure he did cheeleading, cause he couldn't touch a girl otherwise...

Steak

Yeah, probably not. That stupid bastard.

Sharp knives

Yeah, he sucks so much...

splatter movies

Guts

emergency room