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cynthia79 08-23-2006 07:12 PM

Exploring The Neatest City of Austria
 
For how many irksome years that pass in the steep history of Austria, Finland remains as its neatest city. Finland is wrapped within the freezing waters of Austria: Baltic Sea, the broad Gulf of Finland, and the Gulf of Bothnia. It is located in the Northern part of Europe, and is sandwiched between the busy region of Russia and the quiet land of Sweden. Finland is famous as the globe's winter ecstasy. You can do a lot of appealing activities in Finland, most especially during the engaging summer season such as hiking, fishing, or rafting. Finland's natural charm captivates more than a million visitors from around the world. Finland is also respected for its artistic talent -- from the amazing world of cinema to the rocking music world.

The bewitching country of Finland has more than 5,214,512 number of Finnish dwellers. It is 11th among the most high-priced places to dwell in, and it has the 10th highest suicide record from across the globe. For every 100,000 dissimilar people, 24.3% of it choose to end their unhappy lives. Aside from the capital city, Helsinki, the unique Lapland is also a fantastic tourist spot. Finland is, indeed, full of appealing places where any fervent resident or visitor can indulge himself in the enchanting prowess of nature, rejuvenating picturesque views, or convenient excellent hotels.

http://travelaustria.blogspot.com/20...f-austria.html

under 08-23-2006 07:20 PM

I never actually knew that about Austria. That's cool

MoonlitSunshine 08-24-2006 05:22 AM

I sometimes wonder how people manage to make articles like that for companies, and get away with it...

adidasss 08-24-2006 06:12 AM

am i the only one confused with this thread? the neatest city in austria is finland? what does austria have to do with finland?

DontRunMeOver 08-24-2006 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss
am i the only one confused with this thread? the neatest city in austria is finland? what does austria have to do with finland?

Finland is wrapped within the freezing waters of Austria. Duh.

Everybody knows that Finland is a city, Austria has large expanses of water and that...

"24.3% of it choose to end their unhappy lives"

So in other words, if 4 of you go to Finland, only 3 will return because the other one will have killed themself. Maybe by throwing themself into some freezing Austrian water.

Who wrote this and exactly which mental health problems have they been diagnosed as having?

DontRunMeOver 08-24-2006 07:07 AM

Shall I write one about how Sudan is the largest state of the US and that it is encompassed by the Arizona desert, and 20% of the population die by being eaten by Coyotes?

right-track 08-24-2006 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by cynthia79
It is 11th among the most high-priced places to dwell in, and it has the 10th highest suicide record from across the globe. For every 100,000 dissimilar people, 24.3% of it choose to end their unhappy lives.

Sounds like a fun place. :(
Maybe they were all mortgaged up to the bollocks, when they decided to "end their unhappy lives."

What alarms me most is the 'fact' that 24.3% of the population commit suicide and it's only the 10th highest!!!

MoonlitSunshine 08-25-2006 09:53 AM

Maybe they commit suicide after reading this article because of a complete Identity collapse. They no longer know who they are, all they previously knew having been proven wrong.

"You mean I've been swimming in austria all these years??? Ahhhhh I'm a freak!!" *shoots self*

DontRunMeOver 08-25-2006 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track
What alarms me most is the 'fact' that 24.3% of the population commit suicide and it's only the 10th highest!!!

That's almost crying out for an extremely tasteless joke about the Middle East... think I'll leave it alone though.


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