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Old 08-25-2006, 07:44 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Because thats all they do all day on music forums..blah blah blah..im gunna get a vibrator..blah blah blah my boyfriend stuck it in my ass last night...nobody cares

quit telling people what we do behind closed doors
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:45 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Stop talking. Forever.


and for most everyone else in this thread.

Stop saying "LYKE OMG ID HAVE SEXXX"
we all know that you're unattractive. One only needs to peek into the Member Picture gallery thread to learn this. So stop saying you'd "have" sex.


You are allowed to say you'd "pay for" sex.
quoted for tr00f.

Anyway, shaven haven? wtff
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Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:47 PM   #73 (permalink)
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I put Crowquil on the block last night, we gang banged him till the cows came home. We then milked him and made him drink his own magic milk.
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:31 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I put Crowquil on the block last night, we gang banged him till the cows came home. We then milked him and made him drink his own magic milk.
Chocolate milk.
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Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:59 PM   #75 (permalink)
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It's funny that all the whores in this thread think they are getting laid and actually think people care if they are. Tisk tisk.
Honestly, the thread is about if I had one day to live. I can think of nothing better than screwing all day with my nympho boyfriend. Then maybe race my car. Then make more sweet sweet love and eat some cotton candy. And then die happy while cuddling together watching a movie in his overprotective arms.
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:01 PM   #76 (permalink)
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If you really loved him you`d let him do you up the arse without complaining
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:01 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Honestly, the thread is about if I had one day to live. I can think of nothing better than screwing all day with my nympho boyfriend. Then maybe race my car. Then make more sweet sweet love and eat some cotton candy. And then die happy while cuddling together watching a movie in his overprotective arms.
That is very, very sweet . God speed, woman
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:12 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Honestly, the thread is about if I had one day to live. I can think of nothing better than screwing all day with my nympho boyfriend. Then maybe race my car. Then make more sweet sweet love and eat some cotton candy. And then die happy while cuddling together watching a movie in his overprotective arms.
see all a woman wants on the day she dies is lots of food and sex.
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:16 PM   #79 (permalink)
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^not just food....cotton candy. The sugar cocaine.

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If you really loved him you`d let him do you up the arse without complaining
My ex missed once. First off, how the HELL do you miss? I think he did it on purpose. And second, that fucking hurts. Shove a cucumber up your ass, I double dog dare you.
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:16 PM   #80 (permalink)
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^not just food....cotton candy. The sugar cocaine.
candy is food.... isn't it?
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