If you had 1 day to live (fan, quote, band)

DearJenny · 08-25-2006, 09:18 PM

It is elite carnival food.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-25-2006, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX

My ex missed once. First off, how the HELL do you miss? I think he did it on purpose. And second, that fucking hurts. Shove a cucumber up your ass, I double dog dare you.

Men have to suffer for women as well.

Thats how we have monogamy & marrage

mosesandtherubberducky · 08-25-2006, 10:02 PM

Just out of curiousity, what made him keep going when he heard "WHAT THE F*CK WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!"? Anyway guys have to suffer the wrath of the feared PMS

DearJenny · 08-25-2006, 10:21 PM

He didnt. He got two good thrusts until I spun around and smacked him in the side as I was screaming and starting to cry. It hurt that much.

And YOU guys suffer? We only act like we do because we have cramps and bloating and migraines. And it absolutely sucks.

MURDER JUNKIE · 08-26-2006, 06:29 AM

Hookers, Beer, and Cocaine

right-track · 08-26-2006, 08:22 AM

Helping MURDER JUNKIE with the above.

explosions-in-my-pants · 08-26-2006, 11:33 AM

Murder Drunkie, what about your wife?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-26-2006, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

Murder Drunkie, what about your wife?

And I thought you were the one who put yourself up as the agony aunt who knew about these things

explosions-in-my-pants · 08-26-2006, 11:42 AM

maybe he'll be ****ing the hooker and the wife at the same time? and drinking a beer and sniffing cocaine off of one of there backs.. so many things could take place between beer, cocaine a wife and a hooker.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 08-26-2006, 11:45 AM

Although if she`s anything like any of my friends wives she`ll probably be moaning about the mess he`d be leaving around the place & start vaccuming.

08-25-2006, 09:18 PM	#81 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	It is elite carnival food. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

08-25-2006, 10:02 PM	#83 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	Just out of curiousity, what made him keep going when he heard "WHAT THE F*CK WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!"? Anyway guys have to suffer the wrath of the feared PMS __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

08-25-2006, 10:21 PM	#84 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	He didnt. He got two good thrusts until I spun around and smacked him in the side as I was screaming and starting to cry. It hurt that much. And YOU guys suffer? We only act like we do because we have cramps and bloating and migraines. And it absolutely sucks. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

08-26-2006, 11:45 AM	#90 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Although if she`s anything like any of my friends wives she`ll probably be moaning about the mess he`d be leaving around the place & start vaccuming. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

08-26-2006, 06:29 AM	#85 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Hookers, Beer, and Cocaine

08-26-2006, 08:22 AM	#86 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Helping MURDER JUNKIE with the above.

08-26-2006, 11:33 AM	#87 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	Murder Drunkie, what about your wife?

08-26-2006, 11:42 AM	#89 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	maybe he'll be ****ing the hooker and the wife at the same time? and drinking a beer and sniffing cocaine off of one of there backs.. so many things could take place between beer, cocaine a wife and a hooker.