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DearJenny 08-25-2006 08:18 PM

It is elite carnival food.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-25-2006 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX



My ex missed once. First off, how the HELL do you miss? I think he did it on purpose. And second, that fucking hurts. Shove a cucumber up your ass, I double dog dare you.

Men have to suffer for women as well.

Thats how we have monogamy & marrage

mosesandtherubberducky 08-25-2006 09:02 PM

Just out of curiousity, what made him keep going when he heard "WHAT THE F*CK WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!"? Anyway guys have to suffer the wrath of the feared PMS

DearJenny 08-25-2006 09:21 PM

He didnt. He got two good thrusts until I spun around and smacked him in the side as I was screaming and starting to cry. It hurt that much.

And YOU guys suffer? We only act like we do because we have cramps and bloating and migraines. And it absolutely sucks.

MURDER JUNKIE 08-26-2006 05:29 AM

Hookers, Beer, and Cocaine

right-track 08-26-2006 07:22 AM

Helping MURDER JUNKIE with the above.

explosions-in-my-pants 08-26-2006 10:33 AM

Murder Drunkie, what about your wife?

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-26-2006 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants
Murder Drunkie, what about your wife?

:laughing:

And I thought you were the one who put yourself up as the agony aunt who knew about these things

explosions-in-my-pants 08-26-2006 10:42 AM

maybe he'll be ****ing the hooker and the wife at the same time? and drinking a beer and sniffing cocaine off of one of there backs.. so many things could take place between beer, cocaine a wife and a hooker.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-26-2006 10:45 AM

Although if she`s anything like any of my friends wives she`ll probably be moaning about the mess he`d be leaving around the place & start vaccuming.


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