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mosesandtherubberducky 08-25-2006 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_
Because thats all they do all day on music forums..blah blah blah..im gunna get a vibrator..blah blah blah my boyfriend stuck it in my ass last night...nobody cares

quit telling people what we do behind closed doors

sleepy jack 08-25-2006 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by riseagainstrocks
Stop talking. Forever.


and for most everyone else in this thread.

Stop saying "LYKE OMG ID HAVE SEXXX"
we all know that you're unattractive. One only needs to peek into the Member Picture gallery thread to learn this. So stop saying you'd "have" sex.


You are allowed to say you'd "pay for" sex.
quoted for tr00f.

Anyway, shaven haven? wtff

hiu 08-25-2006 06:47 PM
I put Crowquil on the block last night, we gang banged him till the cows came home. We then milked him and made him drink his own magic milk.

sleepy jack 08-25-2006 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by LucyInTheSkyWithDiamond
I put Crowquil on the block last night, we gang banged him till the cows came home. We then milked him and made him drink his own magic milk.
Chocolate milk. :pimp:

DearJenny 08-25-2006 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by LucyInTheSkyWithDiamond
It's funny that all the whores in this thread think they are getting laid and actually think people care if they are. Tisk tisk.
Honestly, the thread is about if I had one day to live. I can think of nothing better than screwing all day with my nympho boyfriend. Then maybe race my car. Then make more sweet sweet love and eat some cotton candy. And then die happy while cuddling together watching a movie in his overprotective arms.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-25-2006 08:01 PM
If you really loved him you`d let him do you up the arse without complaining

Mama Booze 08-25-2006 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX
Honestly, the thread is about if I had one day to live. I can think of nothing better than screwing all day with my nympho boyfriend. Then maybe race my car. Then make more sweet sweet love and eat some cotton candy. And then die happy while cuddling together watching a movie in his overprotective arms.
That is very, very sweet :). God speed, woman :)

explosions-in-my-pants 08-25-2006 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX
Honestly, the thread is about if I had one day to live. I can think of nothing better than screwing all day with my nympho boyfriend. Then maybe race my car. Then make more sweet sweet love and eat some cotton candy. And then die happy while cuddling together watching a movie in his overprotective arms.
see all a woman wants on the day she dies is lots of food and sex. :)

DearJenny 08-25-2006 08:16 PM
^not just food....cotton candy. The sugar cocaine.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
If you really loved him you`d let him do you up the arse without complaining
My ex missed once. First off, how the HELL do you miss? I think he did it on purpose. And second, that fucking hurts. Shove a cucumber up your ass, I double dog dare you.

explosions-in-my-pants 08-25-2006 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX
^not just food....cotton candy. The sugar cocaine.
candy is food.... isn't it?


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