clear off a counter top lay down some gauze pads and consider yourself ready to get busy. :love:

haha. Actually his friend told me she has had sex a few times at the shop as well as a few other employees.....and its become customary to open the door to whatever room you're in the first time. That scares me.

fear or orgasm.
Not too hard a choice. go in a room, close the door, lock it, get busy.

At any rate, I may be away fro awhile.
I just called rob he's on his way home. he'll be here in about 20 minutes.
I really don't think I can wait much longer

Haha, have fun! lol.

*jealous*
*needs some*

i'll try.

it's times like these i wonder if being a sexaholic is a problem.
But then i remember one of my favorite sayings: sex cures everything.
and then i think to myself if this thing (sex) can cure everything it can't be bad.
But then I think of that famous Greek proverb all things in moderation and then i try to rationalize how often i sate my carnal needs compared to all of my other cravings and then i figure my need for sex, which I can live without (although not willingly) does balance out my need to eat and it more than makes up for the fact that i have a need to reproduce but won't since it's not a good time in my life. and then i realize that everything is fair and just.
but if everything is fair and just, why the hell didn't rob get here an hour ago?

And then that brings me back full circle to the fact that I need sex. A lot of it very often.

And I have come to the conclusion that I am also in dire need of a drink. Preferably an alcoholic one.

:laughing:

^ I know. All you can really do is laugh, then perhaps cry a little.

get in a car chase
go cow tipping
have lots of sex
do lots of drugs
buy a ferret
skinny dip

well, lose my virginity for starters