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08-23-2006, 11:55 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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I think I would go marry my husband Donny. Then I'd have Donny tattoo my whole body and we'd take many sex breaks. And to end it like the little hopeless romantic I am, I would just cuddle with him until I faded away in his arms. aww.
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08-24-2006, 12:01 AM | #24 (permalink) | |
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PS: I'll throw in a month's supply of condoms for the honeymoon. The sexaholic that I am, you know I'd be able to do it. PPS: Congratulations on su boda
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08-24-2006, 12:29 AM | #25 (permalink) | |
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08-24-2006, 12:32 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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^ May I ask, what is really the point of having a weding when you'll just be dead before you can ever do anything.
As for the condoms, you wouldn't be able to use them becuase a day after the wedding is the honeymoon right? Let me remind you that the next day....you'll be dead so you can't have a honeymoon. Last thing, if you were to be invited to the wedding Raine, you would probably get the invitation like a month before it and you won't be able to attend it because....you'll be DEAD. |
08-24-2006, 12:32 AM | #27 (permalink) |
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^ in that case, think of the condoms as a wedding gift.
oh and this too: Your nuptials give mea good excuse to be horny. Or help fuel my being horny EDIT: that was for Pipers But for HIM: drop dead
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08-24-2006, 12:59 AM | #29 (permalink) |
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Its a fact you're a moron, HIM. And thanks, Raine, for the pic of Leto! Beautiful!
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08-24-2006, 01:00 AM | #30 (permalink) | |
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but I'm glad you liked it all the same I have officially come to the conclusion that desperate times really do call for desperate measures
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