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TrampInaTux · 08-20-2006, 06:08 PM

There's also this bloke up our old estate called Mallick, he stands in the middle of roads and dances.

Then our old next door neighbour Neil, who was a few sandwiches short of a picnic, used to come knocking on our door and wouldn't leave until you said 'up the villa'. He got naked and tried to throw his Dad out of a window, then got sent to a mental institution.

There was a bloke who used to catch the same bus as me back from school who used to spend all day riding the same bus route, then there was another one on the bus route to a shopping centre who used to talk to his bottle of whiskey.

My mate from my old school has turned into a right freak since he joined our new school. He claims that he used to live in Australia (he didn't) he used to live on 'Aeroplane Road' (he didn't) and he had sex with someone when he was 3 years of age and now refers to it as 'kiddie porn'. One of my mates punched him in the face about a year ago.

That was a good day for all of us.

bruise_violet · 08-20-2006, 06:12 PM

God you know some right weirdos hobo.

My mum told me that when she was a little girl, a man who lived near her used to stand naked in front of the window with a shirt over his head while all the kids walked to school, now that is just fucking scary.

08-20-2006, 06:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 384	God you know some right weirdos hobo. My mum told me that when she was a little girl, a man who lived near her used to stand naked in front of the window with a shirt over his head while all the kids walked to school, now that is just fucking scary. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

08-20-2006, 06:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,412	There's also this bloke up our old estate called Mallick, he stands in the middle of roads and dances. Then our old next door neighbour Neil, who was a few sandwiches short of a picnic, used to come knocking on our door and wouldn't leave until you said 'up the villa'. He got naked and tried to throw his Dad out of a window, then got sent to a mental institution. There was a bloke who used to catch the same bus as me back from school who used to spend all day riding the same bus route, then there was another one on the bus route to a shopping centre who used to talk to his bottle of whiskey. My mate from my old school has turned into a right freak since he joined our new school. He claims that he used to live in Australia (he didn't) he used to live on 'Aeroplane Road' (he didn't) and he had sex with someone when he was 3 years of age and now refers to it as 'kiddie porn'. One of my mates punched him in the face about a year ago. That was a good day for all of us.