My first purchase would be one of these:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ap/wipemc7.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

what the bloody hell is that??

My guess is that it wipes your ass for you.

I'd buy a section of the Rainforest, a painted lady tenor saxophone, gibson sg, a tower amp, sponser fifteen african or brazilian children, donate to animal reserves, donate to the cure for cancer, a little marij(u)an(a), loan payments for my parents, a dog, adopt a road, and buy a small field.

If I had one million dollars I’d like to split half of it between these various charities:
the Family Violence Prevention fund because no form of violence should be tolerated; the Scott Newman fund because I’ve seen first hand how drugs/alcohol can damage a family or a single one person’s life and with more money they could probably offer more help to people that suffer with drug/alcohol related issues; the Rape Abuse and Incest International fund for my own reasons; and lastly, the National Clearinghouse for the Defense of Battered Women simply because there are women all over the world that are abused by many people in their lives and I thin money for this particular charity could help educate women in communities all over the world on how to better deal with abuse of any sort.
As for the rest, I’d like to set up a program within the National Clearinghouse for the Defense of Battered Women that offers defense lessons and maybe hire someone to demonstrate some of the most basic defensive maneuvers.
And I’d very much like to create a branch in the Rape Abuse and Incest International fund that handles the medical care for victims of these sorts of heinous crimes. Money in this branch would go to helping giving victims the best medical care as possible.

If I were to perhaps invest this money and make a profit I’d probably start my own art studio. And I’d spend a good deal of money advertising and trying to bring new art into any particular community.

You know, now that I think about it. If I had a million Dollars, I'd probably think "pity it's not Euros..." and then wander around buying anything i wanted. I doubt i'd actually plan anything, and I'd squander it all on useless stuff.

I would give a lot of it to animal sanctuaries, buy animals for myself and beautiful stables/fields/houses to give them nice places to live. Oh and I would go on a massive shopping spree because I love clothes :)

Id probably buy a slaughter house..and buy out all the malls in ireland and make them only sell dead animals..i think thats what i would do.

bruise is gonna chain you ro a bed nd leave the room

I am not your rash anymore sir.