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Alo 08-02-2006 04:35 PM

Birth control
 
Condoms? Birth control pill? Nothing? Morning after pill? The whole lot?

Spill!

Alo 08-02-2006 04:36 PM

This ones for you crow t robot. :beer:

MoonlitSunshine 08-02-2006 04:55 PM

Well, unless you WANT children, it's generally a good Idea... and it should probably be the person who wants the sex who uses the contraception. So pretty much always condoms then :D. I've been told that being on the pill for extensive periods of time can be very bad for you. This true?

Alo 08-02-2006 04:58 PM

Nope, scarestory. Use microgynon 30, it's been around forever. And it has shown nothing in either mothers or children. It's cheap (around 15 dollars for 3 months), and it doesn't have a lot of side effects. And you just know most guys don't always carry around condoms.

MoonlitSunshine 08-02-2006 05:00 PM

What? Guys, not carry around condoms? *GASP* I'd never have thought it!

Alo 08-02-2006 05:01 PM

Don't mock me. ><'

MoonlitSunshine 08-02-2006 05:04 PM

I'll try, but it's hard, I've had no-one to mock all day..

So, anyone else?

crow t robot 08-02-2006 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alo
Condoms? Birth control pill? Nothing? Morning after pill? The whole lot?

the pullout...I thought I had it mastered:banghead:

gabbagabba_hey 08-02-2006 06:11 PM

^ dont be silly wrap your willy!!



.....the whole birth control thing seems good....but dont it make you gain weight?

Barnard17 08-02-2006 06:51 PM

It makes you gain hips and bust. Not something I complain about.

Quote:

Originally Posted by crow t robot
the pullout...I thought I had it mastered:banghead:

Sure. We'll just ignore the fact that precum carries sperm ...

Raine 08-02-2006 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alo
Condoms? Birth control pill? Nothing? Morning after pill? The whole lot?

Spill!

I use birth control but every so often me and rob use a condom.
The only thign I don't like about the pill is my uncontrollable hunger cravings every few weeks around the time when i would be getting my period were it not for the pill.

bruise_violet 08-02-2006 09:03 PM

My birth control... I don't have sex :( :(

BlueEyedSuicide 08-02-2006 09:04 PM

Ditto.

gabbagabba_hey 08-02-2006 09:17 PM

but wheres the fun in that?

bruise_violet 08-02-2006 09:17 PM

There is none, thats why I'm sad :(

Scarlett O'Hara 08-02-2006 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fal
It makes you gain hips and bust. Not something I complain about.
...

Yeah I went on the pill this year and I went up a cup size. The scales say I put on a couple of kg but it didn't physically make a difference. :)

Laces Out Dan! 08-02-2006 09:26 PM

Yeah, im a master of the withdrawl meathod..only gotten 3 girls knocked up out of 4..not bad if i dont say so myself

bruise_violet 08-02-2006 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla
Yeah I went on the pill this year and I went up a cup size. The scales say I put on a couple of kg but it didn't physically make a difference. :)

K I'm going on the pill.

Raine 08-03-2006 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet
K I'm going on the pill.

But aren't you already like a D cup?

MURDER JUNKIE 08-03-2006 08:08 AM

Abstinence - ha ha just kidding

My wife was on the pill up until about a week ago, we are pre planning for a little JUNKIE. So for now I'm using condoms, which really f*cking suck unless you put some lube on the bottom of the inside.

It really sucks when I forget

DontRunMeOver 08-03-2006 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alo
Condoms? Birth control pill? Nothing? Morning after pill? The whole lot?

I take the all at the same time and boy do I feel sick the next morning.

I used to always carry condoms, so that I could thrust them into my friends hands if they pulled (somebody's got to try to be responsible, haven't they?). I sure as hell wasn't going to take anybody home when drunk (I'm like that), so they were pretty much just for other people to use... Nowadays, they stay in a drawer in my room, waiting.

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-03-2006 08:12 AM

Who needs contraception when I can just borrow a couple of knitting needles off my mother

DontRunMeOver 08-03-2006 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
we are pre planning for a little JUNKIE.

Uh oh.

MURDER JUNKIE 08-03-2006 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
Who needs contraception when I can just borrow a couple of knitting needles off my mother


http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ap/muahaha.gif Good one

DontRunMeOver 08-03-2006 08:18 AM

I heard that eating a lot of crisps can increase the chances of men becoming sterile and that certain other foods and activities lower your sperm count.

Doesn't this constitute a kind of contraception? Maybe that's an effective way of population control in overcrowded countries... feed everybody crisps (that's "potato chips", for those of you who don't know proper english..).

Raine 08-03-2006 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
I heard that eating a lot of crisps can increase the chances of men becoming sterile and that certain foods and activities lower your sperm count.

alcoholics have a rather hard time getting it up.

If you wanna go for condoms use Durex. They don't break as often as Trojans. i recommend trojans however if you are into condoms with flavoring sicne to my knowledge Durex doesn't make those

MURDER JUNKIE 08-03-2006 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raine
alcoholics have a rather hard time getting it up.

Bullsh!t, if the wind blows in the right direction I'll get hard :laughing:

Raine 08-03-2006 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
Bullsh!t, if the wind blows in the right direction I'll get hard :laughing:

Studies show that guys who suffer with alcoholism (which I don't think you have) have a hard time of getting it up.
You on the other hand i think just have a higher alcohol tolerance.

In any case you're a sex fiend so even if you were to to suffer with alcoholism I doubt you'd have this problem. Which means that your wife must be one helluva woman.
Once again, I envy her.

MURDER JUNKIE 08-03-2006 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crow t robot
the pullout...I thought I had it mastered:banghead:

As cool as it is to paint a mural on a girls stomach, you might as well be painting a nursery. As Fal mentioned precum contains sperm and only one has to get behind the Iron Curtains. At 23 a kid could really cramp your style, and the golfing is sooooooooo f*cking good in Arizona http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

Raine 08-03-2006 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
As cool as it is to paint a mural on a girls stomach, you might as well be painting a nursery. As Fal mentioned precum contains sperm and only one has to get behind the Iron Curtains. At 23 a kid could really cramp your style, and the golfing is sooooooooo f*cking good in Arizona http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

If you decide to have sex (this is geared otward females) and you've been in a the relationship along while and plan on having sex regularly, the pill is a good choice because you'll save a lot of money not having to buy condoms every day.
And for extra precautions Durex.
You can never be safe. And better safe than sorry. And if the pill isn't right for you (although there are various kinds) then might I suggest many long cold showers, a really good vibrator, and Durex. They sell them cheaper at Eckerd's.
And Rite AID usually has a sell on most condoms. CVS as a last resort.

And if the need for sex is that great, there are many things to do instead of intercourse.
Although I do not recommend deep throating (if necessary) on a regular basis.
Bad for your voice and all.

MoonlitSunshine 08-03-2006 09:30 AM

Unfortunately I'm one of those whose Protection is a lack of sex, although the way I see it is I have plenty of time in front of me yet!

Alo 08-03-2006 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabbagabba_hey
^ dont be silly wrap your willy!!



.....the whole birth control thing seems good....but dont it make you gain weight?

I lost weight, and got bigger boobs because of it. :)

MoonlitSunshine 08-03-2006 01:36 PM

So if that's the case, why isn't every woman permanantly on the pill?

explosions-in-my-pants 08-03-2006 02:42 PM

when it comes to fixing periods, then pills are best.. But my body didn't like them and rejected it.

I don't like condoms for males, they ruin sex. I have never used a female condom, and i don't think I would.

Birth control is best I find, but it ruins my health.

the pull out method is most comforable. Only if giving him a little hand after words.. or mouth. There is always a chance in getting knocked up, but whats the point in having sex if you can't get the full enjoyment out of it. Also you shouldn't be having sex with someone that you honestly can't see a long lasting future with (my persnal opinion).. cause there is always a chance of getting pregnant.

But after getting taken off birth control last month, in the next week or so I will be getting on the needle. Of which I'd have to get every 3 months, and right away I can start having sex with out the pull out method, cause its the nest birth control out there.. and has less risk then the birth control pill.

All birth control pills, and needles make you gain weight, But normaly you will only gain about 3 - 5 pounds a year for the first year. Not enough to notice, so why would it even matter.

Laces Out Dan! 08-03-2006 03:02 PM

Fuck this is growse...you're like 12

Levithan 08-03-2006 03:08 PM

The pill...Used condoms for a bit...But they suck...

Laces Out Dan! 08-03-2006 03:10 PM

Wait wait wait...there is a pill a guy can use?

MoonlitSunshine 08-03-2006 03:11 PM

I doubt it. He's probably saying that girls should use the Pill so that he doesn't have to wear a condom...

Laces Out Dan! 08-03-2006 03:14 PM

Sounds most reasonable

explosions-in-my-pants 08-03-2006 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_
Fuck this is growse...you're like 12

No I'm 19.


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