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12-03-2004, 12:41 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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Here is my favorite dumb laws:
Pennsylvania: In Morrisville, women need a permit to wear cosmetics. Rhode Island: In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley. South Carolina: No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Tennessee: It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Utah: Birds have the right of way on all highways. Vermont: It is illegal to whistle underwater. Virginia: In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee. Washington: It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich. Alabama: It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Alaska: In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping bears for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. Arizona: In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse. In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders. California: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts. A Glendale ordinance permits horror films to be shown only on Mondays, Tuesdays, or Wednesdays. Colorado: In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits. Connecticut: In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25 m.p.h., even when going to a fire. In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. In Hartford, you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. Delaware: It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. Florida: Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed. In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit. Georgia: All males in the state between the ages of 16 and 50 are required to work on public roads. In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road.
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12-05-2004, 12:06 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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The dumb laws of California(where I live):
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments. Toads may not be licked. It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air. All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first. HAHAHA! IDIOTS!! HAHA
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12-05-2004, 10:14 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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A few from England, which I believe are all still legal:
Any Welshman found inside the walls of Chester after nightfall can be shot with a bow and arrow. It is illegal to impersonate a Chelsea pensioner It is illegal to drive with a goose in the front seat of any vehicle. |
12-06-2004, 12:26 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
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12-06-2004, 12:28 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
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12-06-2004, 05:07 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
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12-07-2004, 10:05 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
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12-13-2004, 09:37 PM | #20 (permalink) |
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Ohio:
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Kentucky: It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky. Fort Thomas (Kentucky) Laws: Dogs may not molest cars.
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