Booze Hound (single, Russian, quote, Organ)

TheBig3 · 07-15-2006, 05:29 PM

So I'll be 24 this year and I've never had a sip of alcohol in my life. It was something I help highly for a while but the need for unblemished sobriety has passed and I think im going to get on the sauce.

I've asked around about whats best to start, and I've had mixed results. I know alot of your forigners thing our booze sucks, I wouldn't know, but Im hearing from enough people Captain Morgan is quite the drink.

What do you guys suggest? I've always wanted to be a pirate anyhow.

adidasss · 07-15-2006, 05:31 PM

i'm sorry...what?!?!? you've never been drunk in your life!? dear lord...i'm tipsy right now!!

beer dude....beer....

TheBig3 · 07-15-2006, 06:13 PM

Yeah, I didn't drink because I hated the frat boy mentality that surrounded it when all my friends started drinking. You didn't just drink, you chugged, and you had to do 5 in a row or you were a pussy.

The best part of my abstaining is that it bothered them to no end. It will probably be the longest thing I've ever done consecutivly (though im hoping marrige will dwarf that). Im proud of it, but I don't want the momentum to be what keeps it going.

It had a function and a purpose and its not really serving one any more. I heard beer isn't very fun, it sure smells like ass too.

explosions-in-my-pants · 07-15-2006, 06:17 PM

can't go wrong with

-white russians

why? cause they taste like chocolate milk, and the black russians taste like white milk..

- coors light

is also a good way to go with beer.

also try wine coolers there light, and taste like kool-aid.

Merkaba · 07-15-2006, 06:23 PM

What ever you do mate, don't mix your vodkas and your rums, beers or bourbans too much, or you'll be chundering all night. Oh and go slow, a body not used to alcohol won't want to get smashed to quickly. It would be like expecting cold muscles to do the 100m in under ten seconds. Somethings gonna give, so take it easy.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-15-2006, 06:48 PM

Stay well away from sweet drinks like liqueurs or alcopops , because they taste sweeter you`ll knock them back like soft drinks & you`ll be on the floor before you know it.

I`d say go for something like guinness , it`s heavy , it`s got a strong sour flavour and you`ll be aware of every single mouthful you drink.

right-track · 07-15-2006, 06:55 PM

White Lightening. Goes down like apple juice and tastes like pop...that'll ease you in nicely.

Merkaba · 07-15-2006, 06:55 PM

Oh man Guiness, I'm so aware of that drink I can't even drink it even when I'm all pissed and desensitized to everything. And thats saying something, because when I'm drunk I've been known to describe straight vodka as vanilla, and down it in a flash.

Yeah and don't go doing that eather

right-track · 07-15-2006, 06:57 PM

Oh and ignore the Croatian...he can't drink to save his life.
Drinks like a girl.

Cheese · 07-15-2006, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba

Oh man Guiness, I'm so aware of that drink I can't even drink it even when I'm all pissed and desensitized to everything. And thats saying something, because when I'm drunk I've been known to describe straight vodka as vanilla, and down it in a flash.

Yeah and don't go doing that eather

Some times you make it too easy.

07-15-2006, 05:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	Booze Hound So I'll be 24 this year and I've never had a sip of alcohol in my life. It was something I help highly for a while but the need for unblemished sobriety has passed and I think im going to get on the sauce. I've asked around about whats best to start, and I've had mixed results. I know alot of your forigners thing our booze sucks, I wouldn't know, but Im hearing from enough people Captain Morgan is quite the drink. What do you guys suggest? I've always wanted to be a pirate anyhow. __________________ I've moved to a new address

07-15-2006, 05:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	i'm sorry...what?!?!? you've never been drunk in your life!? dear lord...i'm tipsy right now!! beer dude....beer.... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

07-15-2006, 06:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	Yeah, I didn't drink because I hated the frat boy mentality that surrounded it when all my friends started drinking. You didn't just drink, you chugged, and you had to do 5 in a row or you were a pussy. The best part of my abstaining is that it bothered them to no end. It will probably be the longest thing I've ever done consecutivly (though im hoping marrige will dwarf that). Im proud of it, but I don't want the momentum to be what keeps it going. It had a function and a purpose and its not really serving one any more. I heard beer isn't very fun, it sure smells like ass too. __________________ I've moved to a new address

07-15-2006, 06:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	What ever you do mate, don't mix your vodkas and your rums, beers or bourbans too much, or you'll be chundering all night. Oh and go slow, a body not used to alcohol won't want to get smashed to quickly. It would be like expecting cold muscles to do the 100m in under ten seconds. Somethings gonna give, so take it easy. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

07-15-2006, 06:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Stay well away from sweet drinks like liqueurs or alcopops , because they taste sweeter you`ll knock them back like soft drinks & you`ll be on the floor before you know it. I`d say go for something like guinness , it`s heavy , it`s got a strong sour flavour and you`ll be aware of every single mouthful you drink. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

07-15-2006, 06:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	can't go wrong with -white russians why? cause they taste like chocolate milk, and the black russians taste like white milk.. - coors light is also a good way to go with beer. also try wine coolers there light, and taste like kool-aid.

07-15-2006, 06:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	White Lightening. Goes down like apple juice and tastes like pop...that'll ease you in nicely.

07-15-2006, 06:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	Oh man Guiness, I'm so aware of that drink I can't even drink it even when I'm all pissed and desensitized to everything. And thats saying something, because when I'm drunk I've been known to describe straight vodka as vanilla, and down it in a flash. Yeah and don't go doing that eather __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

07-15-2006, 06:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Oh and ignore the Croatian...he can't drink to save his life. Drinks like a girl.