Booze Hound
 

So I'll be 24 this year and I've never had a sip of alcohol in my life. It was something I help highly for a while but the need for unblemished sobriety has passed and I think im going to get on the sauce.

I've asked around about whats best to start, and I've had mixed results. I know alot of your forigners thing our booze sucks, I wouldn't know, but Im hearing from enough people Captain Morgan is quite the drink.

What do you guys suggest? I've always wanted to be a pirate anyhow.

i'm sorry...what?!?!? you've never been drunk in your life!? dear lord...i'm tipsy right now!!


beer dude....beer....:beer:

Yeah, I didn't drink because I hated the frat boy mentality that surrounded it when all my friends started drinking. You didn't just drink, you chugged, and you had to do 5 in a row or you were a pussy.

The best part of my abstaining is that it bothered them to no end. It will probably be the longest thing I've ever done consecutivly (though im hoping marrige will dwarf that). Im proud of it, but I don't want the momentum to be what keeps it going.

It had a function and a purpose and its not really serving one any more. I heard beer isn't very fun, it sure smells like ass too.

can't go wrong with

-white russians

why? cause they taste like chocolate milk, and the black russians taste like white milk..

- coors light

is also a good way to go with beer.

also try wine coolers there light, and taste like kool-aid.

What ever you do mate, don't mix your vodkas and your rums, beers or bourbans too much, or you'll be chundering all night. Oh and go slow, a body not used to alcohol won't want to get smashed to quickly. It would be like expecting cold muscles to do the 100m in under ten seconds. Somethings gonna give, so take it easy.

Stay well away from sweet drinks like liqueurs or alcopops , because they taste sweeter you`ll knock them back like soft drinks & you`ll be on the floor before you know it.

I`d say go for something like guinness , it`s heavy , it`s got a strong sour flavour and you`ll be aware of every single mouthful you drink.

White Lightening. Goes down like apple juice and tastes like pop...that'll ease you in nicely. ;)

:laughing:

Oh man Guiness, I'm so aware of that drink I can't even drink it even when I'm all pissed and desensitized to everything. And thats saying something, because when I'm drunk I've been known to describe straight vodka as vanilla, and down it in a flash.

Yeah and don't go doing that eather:D

Oh and ignore the Croatian...he can't drink to save his life.
Drinks like a girl.

Some times you make it too easy.

I think the first time i got drunk was off Rum and Cokes...Captain Morgans original spiced....but me personally...i prefer just drinking beer...and i always follow my rule...shotgun the first and shotgun the last two.:)

oh yea... just to point out.. son't drink past the point where you find yourself doing or about to do something you normaly would never do.. and don't be in a room alone with a girl other then your girlfriend, and don't drink if your being emotional.. If your going to start drinking, you might as well learn fast how your body will act towards it.. so learn when to much is too much.

The whole point of drinking is that it stops that reasoning

Yeah, but you can and sometimes do things you end up regretting.

yea but if your like me, and you don't be yourself then it makes you uncomfortable in your own skin, more so the next day.. making drinking after words not being so much fun... hense turning you away from such things. which is probably why he hasn't drank yet.. cause he's seen what people are like or turn into when drinking or on drugs. I drink enough to get me a good buzzon, not to get hammered..

That's a good way to be.

Yeah but you`ve taken what I said to the extreme.

The fact you get a buzz from it is what i`m talking about. You drink to loosen up and to enjoy yourself more. It doesn`t matter if it makes you dance like a twat for an hour or sleep with your best friends mother , it`s the same thing.

BTW EIMP....the best thing about being drunk is getting to be alone with a girl in a room....its like 99% chance something is gunna go down

yea I know, but I was telling him not to unless its his girlfriend.. cause if he's in a room alone with another girl it wouldn't be a good idea on his part.. cause I do believe he has a girlfriend?

Last time I was alone in a room drunk with a girl I was lying in a bathtub half asleep using the shower curtain as a blanket while she was trying to take a dump. :o:

see now who wants to wake up to that woman?

The first time you drink do it with close friends, in a comfortable enviroment. I reccomend beer. It's not supposed to be super soothing, it's supposed to be a kick in the pants. And it will be. You'll hate it the first 5 or so times you have it, but then you'll aquire a taste for it.

Best lite beers:
Miller Lite
Keystone Lite
Bud Lite
Natural Lite
Corona Lite

Best Darker Beers:
Guiness
Yeungling (definitly spelled that off)
any Sam Adams (summer brew ftw)

and I hate liquor. So don't ask me about it.

Hehe, I'm the complete opposite. I'll drink anything but beer or wine.
Good advice, too. Take it easy, work your way up.

haha, take it from my buddy's birthday last night. DON'T drink a mickey of jager, and a ****load of beer in one night. and whatever you do, DO NOT chug a pint of beer with 4 shots of absinthe mixed into it. you'll end up pouring a beer over your head, then smashing the ceramic gravy boat you were drinking from over your head and walking barefooted through shards of broken glass cause you wore flip-flops out that night and somehow lost your shoes in your drunkenness.

god i love my friends :)

Well. . . I don't know too much about alcoholic bevrages to get our start on but I do know about alcoholic concoctions :)

I've only had to make this aprticular drink a few times, sicne it isn't too popular (and it's no wonder) but it's fairly good if not a little under rated.

It's called a Brooklyn Zoo
The ingredients are:
1 oz rum
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 splash pineapple juice
1 splash DeKuyper Razzmatazz liqueur
1 splash sweet and sour mix
1 (or 2) oz beer (of your choice)

Pour some ice into a glass. Toss in the rum and vodka and stir. Then throw in about a cap of pineapple juice (no particular brand), the DeKuyper liquer, and the sweet and sour mix.
I highly recommend it since you're just beginning to drink. Although I don't recommend you drink more than 4 of these in the same hour.

Have fun and don't get too drunk :)

Notable strong after-taste liquors:
Jagermeifter
Captain Morgan's (argh)
Wild Turkey


Good liquors with not as much after-taste:
Jamaican Rum
Absolut
Hypnotiq
Grey-goose

Beers (my drink):
Corona
Budweiser
Bud Light
Smirnoff Black Cherry
Miller

I suggest never having Miller Lite or Five-O'clock vodka (IMO).


I don't know much about ****tails and whatnot.
This is from personal preferences and experience.

Guinness. Wins every time. Alcopops are like eating sweeties. You only drink them because your body likes the sugar, but they're pretty crap when you bother to actually taste them. Steer clear of Carlsberg Import and Blackthorn - cheap as chips but you get what you pay for, and it's usually vomitsville. See if you can get hold of speciality beers, such as mango beers. There's a pub/restaurant near me that does it and "fucking lush" is about all I can say. Vodka is good too, because you can mix it with juice so that you can't taste it and still get drunk. Then as the night goes on you'll notice that you start pouring progressively larger portions of vodka into the glass. It's like your drunken brain building yourself up to straight vodka. Eventually you'll be so drunk you can't taste it, so it doesn't really matter. But if you buy a large bottle, keep a bucket to hand cus if you drink it all on your first drunkening you'll almost certainly puke :P Malibu and coke is the only way I can drink any type of rum. Snickers, smirnoff do a BEER? Branching out nowadays ...

Did Right-Track honestly advise people to drink white shite? I hope he's not gonna start wearing burberry :O

saaay....what'd i say??

:(...it's true....i can only really stand beer, bacardi breezers and coctails....i'm such a girl.....

Hehe...nah, not in all seriousness. The stuffs capable of sending a man blind.

Guinness is my fav drink. At first you'll probably hate the taste, but once you accustom yourself to it you'll find it's the only real pint worth bothering with.
That and Murphy's stout.

Heh, after only two bottles http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m..._02/drunk2.gif

haha...yep....3 and i'm in a ditch somewhere.....:(

24????????? and no alcohol? aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

first time i got wasted was at 14. (iam the coolest obviously)

probably. 16 for me.

13...

Ha! I thought I would've heard a "well that explains that" by now. and yes, I'm drunk right now.

yo son, a pint aint sh*t an i dont even know what a pint is. you wanna chug a gallon son, thatll get yo ****ed up good.

Take it from someone who knows, nothing is better than a light beer on a hot day. Rolling Rock is also delicious


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