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Old 10-11-2007, 11:14 PM   #241 (permalink)
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My friend stopped smoking for her first three months. But her doctor said that if she kept it to a few cigarettes a day, she'd be fine. And she gave birth to a healthy baby.
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:39 PM   #242 (permalink)
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^If I'm not mistaken, you can usually tell if a child has a defect caused by parental smoking when they aren't very old.
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You can't tell now. All babies stick their fingers in there mouths and drool. Wait a couple years, and he'll still be in a dress, sticking his finger in his mouth drooling, you lousy smoker.

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I'm just saying it's one thing risking your own health. You've lived through more life than a baby and already know it's gonna suck. Why take chances with an innocent baby?
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Old 10-12-2007, 06:52 PM   #243 (permalink)
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since when do baby boys wear dresses and have bows in their hair?
smoking causes premature birth/ low birth weight. it does NOT affect mental capacity. although, i get the feeling that your mother might have been a drinker...
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:26 PM   #244 (permalink)
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I'm just saying it's one thing risking your own health. You've lived through more life than a baby and already know it's gonna suck. Why take chances with an innocent baby?
Exactly - it's gonna suck, so why thrust an innocent child into this world? The best times of my life were spent in the womb. Just laying around all day, didn't have to pay rent. Let the kid go out while he/she's on top, I say.
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Old 10-13-2007, 06:42 AM   #245 (permalink)
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The mothers I've known who have smoked when pregnant have not been the most intelligent people in the world...
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:09 PM   #246 (permalink)
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I got me a corn cob tobacco pipe. All I need is a thick Louisiana accent and a wheat hat and my "look to warn and inspire kids to stay in school" will be finished.
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