Cancer Sticks Anyone? (quote, suicide)

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 10-11-2007, 09:52 AM

You can't tell now. All babies stick their fingers in there mouths and drool. Wait a couple years, and he'll still be in a dress, sticking his finger in his mouth drooling, you lousy smoker.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 10-11-2007, 04:08 PM

^If I'm not mistaken, you can usually tell if a child has a defect caused by parental smoking when they aren't very old.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 10-12-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe

^If I'm not mistaken, you can usually tell if a child has a defect caused by parental smoking when they aren't very old.

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Originally Posted by Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01

You can't tell now. All babies stick their fingers in there mouths and drool. Wait a couple years, and he'll still be in a dress, sticking his finger in his mouth drooling, you lousy smoker.

No one can catch my witless wonder of jokes.

I'm just saying it's one thing risking your own health. You've lived through more life than a baby and already know it's gonna suck. Why take chances with an innocent baby?

Wayfarer · 10-12-2007, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01

I'm just saying it's one thing risking your own health. You've lived through more life than a baby and already know it's gonna suck. Why take chances with an innocent baby?

Exactly - it's gonna suck, so why thrust an innocent child into this world? The best times of my life were spent in the womb. Just laying around all day, didn't have to pay rent. Let the kid go out while he/she's on top, I say.

DearJenny · 10-11-2007, 10:14 PM

My friend stopped smoking for her first three months. But her doctor said that if she kept it to a few cigarettes a day, she'd be fine. And she gave birth to a healthy baby.

Spike*Spiegel · 10-12-2007, 05:52 PM

since when do baby boys wear dresses and have bows in their hair?
smoking causes premature birth/ low birth weight. it does NOT affect mental capacity. although, i get the feeling that your mother might have been a drinker...

=ladyface= · 10-13-2007, 05:42 AM

The mothers I've known who have smoked when pregnant have not been the most intelligent people in the world...

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 10-14-2007, 06:09 PM

I got me a corn cob tobacco pipe.

All I need is a thick Louisiana accent and a wheat hat and my "look to warn and inspire kids to stay in school" will be finished.

Raine · 07-12-2006, 12:39 AM

occasionally.

10-11-2007, 09:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 #1 Schuldinist. Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 420	You can't tell now. All babies stick their fingers in there mouths and drool. Wait a couple years, and he'll still be in a dress, sticking his finger in his mouth drooling, you lousy smoker. __________________ I don't mean to dwell But I can't help myself When I feel the vibe And taste a memory Of a time in life When years seemed to stand still

10-11-2007, 10:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,334	My friend stopped smoking for her first three months. But her doctor said that if she kept it to a few cigarettes a day, she'd be fine. And she gave birth to a healthy baby. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

10-14-2007, 06:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 #1 Schuldinist. Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 420	I got me a corn cob tobacco pipe. All I need is a thick Louisiana accent and a wheat hat and my "look to warn and inspire kids to stay in school" will be finished. __________________ I don't mean to dwell But I can't help myself When I feel the vibe And taste a memory Of a time in life When years seemed to stand still

07-12-2006, 12:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,519	occasionally. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

10-12-2007, 05:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 777	since when do baby boys wear dresses and have bows in their hair? smoking causes premature birth/ low birth weight. it does NOT affect mental capacity. although, i get the feeling that your mother might have been a drinker...

10-13-2007, 05:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
=ladyface= Sounds Like Disco Tetris Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: UK Posts: 346	The mothers I've known who have smoked when pregnant have not been the most intelligent people in the world...