From Expirence............. (country, Brazilian, quote)

Raine · 07-10-2006, 01:33 PM

Things you shouldn't do

1) drink and drive
2) put a cigarette in a fish tank to hide hte fact you were smoking when yuo hear the door open
3) eat school cafeteria lunch EVER
4) you shouldn't use trojans. Use durex
5) get into stolen vehicles with boys
6) wear skimpy clothing around your partner's parents
7) kiss your partner when they are clearly drunk
8) eat a buffalo chicken piza immediatelt before an interview without brushing our teeth
9) get out of a moving car just to get a way from the driver
10) never think a movie theatre is completely empty and start having. . . toughy feely sessions with your partner.
11) don't give your phone number to the guy your older sister likes
12) go to other countries and look too long at the same face while smiling.
13) don't go to other countries and wear attire native to the country and go to a dance club.
14) never dance with other guys at a dance when your boyfriend is there.
15) never try to best your boyfriend at something he is clearly better than you at.

and there are probably more. . .

bruise_violet · 07-10-2006, 01:36 PM

Don't be friends with girls. Just don't.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 07-10-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

Don't be friends with girls. Just don't.

best yet.
or, at least if you do, dont expect it to last or end pleasantly, or expect to be able to express any views at all.
oh, & also, dont try to barbeque or trampoline when drunk.
especially dont try & mix the two.
..i miss my trampoline

bruise_violet · 07-10-2006, 01:49 PM

I now have like, 2 female friends. Jealous bitches, the rest of them were

mosesandtherubberducky · 07-10-2006, 02:09 PM

Brush your teeth twice a day
Brush your hair twice a day
Always wear deodarant
Everyone has liked Green Day at some point in their life, so come on embrace it listen to Kerplunk and be happy.

bruise_violet · 07-10-2006, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

Brush your teeth AT LEAST twice a day
Brush your hair twice a day
Always wear deodarant
Everyone has liked Green Day at some point in their life, so come on embrace it listen to Kerplunk and be happy.

Can never over do it.

Barnard17 · 07-10-2006, 02:28 PM

Yes you can. Brushing your teeth more than three times the day, especially with abrasive toothpaste, can rub away your tooth enamel making them sensitive and more susceptible to decay.

bruise_violet · 07-10-2006, 02:41 PM

Serious?! Shit...

My teeth are super strong anyway. The dentist loves me.

MURDER JUNKIE · 07-10-2006, 05:19 PM

Pierce your d!ck, seriously don't do it

Trauma · 07-11-2006, 04:40 PM

Owww.

07-10-2006, 01:33 PM	#31 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	Things you shouldn't do 1) drink and drive 2) put a cigarette in a fish tank to hide hte fact you were smoking when yuo hear the door open 3) eat school cafeteria lunch EVER 4) you shouldn't use trojans. Use durex 5) get into stolen vehicles with boys 6) wear skimpy clothing around your partner's parents 7) kiss your partner when they are clearly drunk 8) eat a buffalo chicken piza immediatelt before an interview without brushing our teeth 9) get out of a moving car just to get a way from the driver 10) never think a movie theatre is completely empty and start having. . . toughy feely sessions with your partner. 11) don't give your phone number to the guy your older sister likes 12) go to other countries and look too long at the same face while smiling. 13) don't go to other countries and wear attire native to the country and go to a dance club. 14) never dance with other guys at a dance when your boyfriend is there. 15) never try to best your boyfriend at something he is clearly better than you at. and there are probably more. . . __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

07-10-2006, 01:36 PM	#32 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	Don't be friends with girls. Just don't. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

07-10-2006, 01:49 PM	#34 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	I now have like, 2 female friends. Jealous bitches, the rest of them were __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

07-10-2006, 02:09 PM	#35 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	Brush your teeth twice a day Brush your hair twice a day Always wear deodarant Everyone has liked Green Day at some point in their life, so come on embrace it listen to Kerplunk and be happy. __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

07-10-2006, 02:28 PM	#37 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Yes you can. Brushing your teeth more than three times the day, especially with abrasive toothpaste, can rub away your tooth enamel making them sensitive and more susceptible to decay. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

07-10-2006, 02:41 PM	#38 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	Serious?! Shit... My teeth are super strong anyway. The dentist loves me. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

07-10-2006, 05:19 PM	#39 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Pierce your d!ck, seriously don't do it

07-11-2006, 04:40 PM	#40 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	Owww. __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño