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crow t robot 07-11-2006 03:46 PM

don't watch "the nightmare before christmas" on a headfull of acid...

Twistershift 07-11-2006 11:24 PM

Don't get a tattoo that's "free since your girlfriend is getting one" because some giant Brazilian guy who speaks no English will rape your arm for an hour and not do a very good job after all....

Spike*Spiegel 07-11-2006 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Twistershift
Don't get a tattoo that's "free since your girlfriend is getting one" because some giant Brazilian guy who speaks no English will rape your arm for an hour and not do a very good job after all....

:laughing:

dont get knocked up

tjo 07-12-2006 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
Don't get off with your best friend's girlfriend.

Don't start fights when stoned. Laughing is not a sensible form of self-defense.

Don't go swimming in tropical water if its neither:
a) Completely clear and therefore easy to see other things swimming with you.
b) 'Dead' so that there can't be anything else in there.

Don't wink at women in other countries, it can mean all kinds of things.

Don't try to drive across a country without a map or good knowledge of the road network.

Don't go to Nairobi, Johannesburg... or Coventry. They're shit

i LIVED in Johannesburg when i was about 4 or 5 and it was ok... why do you think it is that bad? You lived there as well?

DontRunMeOver 07-12-2006 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by tjo
i LIVED in Johannesburg when i was about 4 or 5 and it was ok... why do you think it is that bad? You lived there as well?

Because I went there for 3 weeks and it was shit. Plus, I didn't say don't live there, I said don't go there. The world cup is going to be held there in four years time... I'm waiting to see how the footy hooligans act when they're surrounded by guys with knives and handguns and get out-violenced.

Punk Floyd 07-12-2006 06:37 PM

throwing fireworks on the freeway can lead to bad things...


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